MANY MANY YEARS AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY BUT ALSO RIGHT HERE ON EARTH THERE LIVED A CAMEL, IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CAMEL THE WORLD HAD EVER SEEN. IT HAD BEAUTIFUL LONG EYE LASHES THAT COULD FLUTTER IN THE WIND AND MAKE IT FLY SOMEHOW IDK ITS THE SAME PHYSICS THAT APPLIES TO BEES (so like none, i hate science anyways) AS WELL AS ROBLOX ADOPT ME LEVELS OF MAKEUP, THATS RIGHT THE CAMEL IS A DRAG QUEEN AYY, THE CAMEL ALSO HAD LIKE 20 HUMPS CUZ I THINK THEY USUALLY HAVE JUST 2 . ANYWAYS, THE CAMEL WAS DRINKING FROM ITS WATER BARREL AS USUAL ON A COLD BUT STILL 30 DEGREES CELSIUS MARCH MORNING IN ITS CAVE-HOUSE (A HOUSE BUT IN A CAVE AYY) IN THE BEAUTIFUL IN GOOGLE PICTURES BUT NOT IN MY GRANDMA'S PICTURES CITY OF MARRAKESH.
SUDDENLY OUT OF THE SKY A ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE SWISS CHEESE BUT GREY AKA EVERY CARTOON ASTEROID EVER LANDED IN THE CAMEL'S WATER TUB THINGY AND THE IMPACT CRATER FROM ALL THAT VELOCITY VAPORIZED THE CAMEL, THE END, JK CUZ THE CAMEL IS FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN ULTRA INSTINCT HE REVIVED NO QUESTIONS ASKED BUT MOSTLY CUZ GOD LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANY OF US INCLUDING YOU THAT ONE PERSON
DUE TO ITS VERY HIGH INTELLECTUAL POWER (yes camels are actually very smart somehow) THE CAMEL REALIZED THAT THE ASTEROID IN FACT HAD AN EXACT CLONE OF HIS IDOL AND ONE TIME SUGAR PAPA ELON MUSK WAS USING IT AS A SUPER-SPECTACULAR-SPANKY-SPANKIN-STAR-STRIKIN-SURFIN-SURFBOARD (copyright) BUT CRASHED ON EARTH IN A WAY I DONT FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING CUZ SCOOBY DOO OR THE FILM THEORY GUY CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN ME LMAOOOO, ANYWAYS, UPON LAYING ITS BEAUTIFUL EYES ON KSUM NELO THE CAMEL'S 20 HUMPS WENT B0NER MODE HAHGHAHAHHAA, IT MADE THIS FACE AND SLAYED
"shawty a little baddie, shawty my boo thing, shawty got the fattie, she be havin mood swings"
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(UPDATE: whilst writing this my sister told me that when in egypt some egyptian guys asked my dad if he wanted to trade 30 camels for her, IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER HAHAHAHAAAGHAHHA)
WHO WOULDNT LOVE THE CAMEL, SO OVIOUSLY KSUM NELO WITH WHATEVER SUBSTITUTE AN ALIEN WOULD HAVE AS A HEART, unless theyre superior energy based lifeforms and not carbon lame bozo ass lookin carbon base lifeforms like us inferior hoomans 🤓🤓🤓, AND WITH THAT KSUM NELO AND THE CAMEL WERE NOW DATING OHOHOHOHO LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THEY WERE COUS- jk im not doing that
CUZ THE CAMEL IS LIKE, FUCKING INCREDIBLE, THEY SONIC SPEEDED OVER TO KIM KARDASHIAN'S HOUSE AND UNDER SEVERAL IDENTITIES THE CAMEL AND KSUM NELO MANAGED TO SUE KIM KARDASHIAN ENOUGH TIMES THAT SHE HAD TO CANCEL KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDAHSIANS SHOW, NOBODY LIKES IT ANYWAY KIM, JUST. STOP.
AFTER SUCCESSFULLY TAKING OVER THE KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SHOW THE CAMEL TURNED IT INTO KEEPING UP WITH THE KAMELSHIANS BECAUSE THATS VERY FUNNY AS WELL AS BUYING THE RIGHTS TO THE SONG NOBODY KNOWS THE NAME OF BUT EVERYONE HAS HEARD AT LEAST 70 MILLION TIMES, CARAMELLDANSEN, CHANGUNG THE NAME TO CAMAMELDANSEN CUZ THAT IS ALSO EXTREMELY FUNNY
AFTER MAKING A MUSIC AND MEDIA EMPIRE THE CAMEL AGAIN USING HIS VERY BIG AND NOT AT ALL FABRICATED FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT INTELLECT TO GET KSUM NELO TO HACK ELON MUSK'S SECRET ILLEGAL SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS WITH HIS OWN STUPID ASS FACIAL RECOGNITION FEATURE THAT IM PROBABLY FALSELY ATTRIBUTING HOHOHOHOHOHO
WITH TESLA AND TWITTER AND SPACEX NOW HIS THE CAMEL HAD THE POWER TO VISIT KSUM NELO'S HOME PLANET OF TWISLASEX. TESLA WAS USED TO SELF-DRIVE TO THE ROCKET LAUNCH SITE CAUSING 43 CAR CRASHES AND RUNNING OVER 19 SCHOOL KIDS CUZ A SELF DRIVING ROBOT IS DEFINITELY RELIABLE AND ACHIEVEABLE ELON, BECAUSE THE CAMEL IS A RICH GUY IT OWNED ALL THE POLICE IN THE WORLD CUZ THE CAMEL IS VERY SMART (told you so)
THE TWITTER THING HELPED POWER THE ROCKET, WHICH WAS FUELED OFF NEGATIVITY AND UNDESERVED CANCEL CULTURE AS WELL AS A SLIGHT VERY LARGE DROP OF COCAINE SCHIZOPHRENIA AND PRONOUNS IN BIO. WITH THE FUEL GATEHRED THE CAMEL AND KSUM NELO COULD FLY OFF INTO SPACE WHICH WAS THE HORRIBLY UNDERAPPRECIATED MEME OF NYAN CAT THAT ANGRY KEYBOARD WARRIORS KILLED IN THE EARLY 2010S
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS OVERUSED 🤓🤓
STFU U LITTLE SHIT
ANYWAYS AFTER ARRIVING AT THE VERY SEXY AND GREEN WORLD (not in the way u think) OF TWISLASEX, KSUM NELO AND THE CAMEL COULD GIVE OFFERINGS AT THE SHRINE OF GARLICTUS THE ALMIGHTY GARLIC-HEADED FELLOW WHO REPLACED THE VERY COOL MARVEL CHARACTER GALACTUS WHO WAS THE TWISLASEXOFFENDERIANS PAID TRIBUTE TO EVERY YEAR TO NOT TURN THEM INTO MAMA MIA GUGATS ON THE NEW YORK FOOD-POISONING WIZARD'S DISGUSTING ONCE A YEAR STREET FOOD STALL THAT THE HEALTH INSPECTORS ALWAYS SHUT DOWN, IM LOOKING AT YOU GONZALES
AFTER GIVING TRIBUTE TO GARLICTUS THEY VISITED KSUM NELO'S OLD HOUSE THAT HAD BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS (yes years have passed duhh) AND THEREFORE WAS KINDA NASTY, THE CAMEL AND KSUM NELO DID WHAT CAN BEST BE DESCRIBED AS OVER THE TOP ROMANIAN SEX ON KSUM NELO'S TABLE (that's how they do it in romania) AND A EVENTUALLY THE CAMEL GAVE BIRTH TO 18 CAMEL-ELON MUSK LOOKALIKE HYBRIDS, YES THE CAMEL IS PART SEAHORSE DID I FORGET TO MENTION? ANYWAYS THE CHILD THING'S NAMES WERE
per
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cam
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heb
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den
yit
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tha
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cka
MANY MORE ADVENTURES IM TOO LAZY TO DESCRIBE ENSUED AND THE CAMEL AND KSUM NELO EVENTUALLY WERE INDICTED FOR EVADING BILLIONS IN TAX, LIKE SHAKIRA DID IN SPAIN HAGHAHAHGHSAGHAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE HER SO MUCHH-
THE IRA WHEELCHAIR GUY CAUGHT THEM TRYING TO CROSS THE BORDER FROM MEXICO AND CUZ DONALD TRUMP WILL PROBABLY GET HIS WAY THEY INDEED DID BUILD THAT VERY MUCH NEEDED WALL, AFTER BEING ARRESTED FOR TAX EVASION AND TRYING TO GO OVER THE WALL THE CAMEL AND KSUM NELO DID AN APRIL 30 1945 AND POOF THEY WERE IN HEAVEN DESPITE BEING CAREER CRIMINALS??? HELP???
ANYWAYS THE STORY OF THE CAMEL AND KSUM NELO HAS COME TO AN END
GOOD BYE AND DONT WEAR UR SEAT BELTS, ITS A MYTH, THEY DONT PROTECT YOUUU
