this is really impulsive and stuff but I can no longer keep these thoughts bottled up I was reading tougen anki and it just pissed me off so much how much the author had no sense of fashion like I could no longer keep this pure hatred for their fits...
THIS right here this manga made me start this I just LOATHE the Momo corps fashion sense and the only time I had been graced with some good scrump-deli-icious absolutely fabulous uniforms was with the what are they kuniki? Kouki unit I suck at names. Like 80+ chapters later¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ Sure the oni corps had something going for them but the shoes piss me off for no reason and there's something about the colour that makes it iffy(눈‸눈).
Well without further ado I present the Momo corps uniform ughಠಗಠ
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I hate this uniform. It's with a passion even so much about this is just infuriating no hate to the author but damn he needs some fashion taste. Let's go over this slowly. tch-(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
1.This uniform is everything but combat suited.
Nothing about this uniform except the boots make it seem like these people are fighting a war even if you're cocky I wanna see some guy in a clean ass suit looking absolutely gorgeous, purely marvelous, just mesmerising in his clean suit while killing 5 toddlers because they blinked the way a Oni does. The suit slows movement and doesn't allow them to actually fight at full power. Don't even get me started on that absolutely unnecessary fur coat. It's just absolutely disgusting. I just can't like it bro are we fighting to save humanity or to rid me from my sight because I'll stab my eyes with chopsticks if I have to sit through these God awful uniforms looking at these gaudy ass coats I mean to y'all who like this uniform no offense but go get your eyes checked cause ily( ◜‿◝ )
2. The outfit matchup
Everything about this outfit is no just no but like I said before this outfit is not combat suited this outfit SHOULD be used during meetings with actual good shoes like when high ranking officers gather. In combat it just makes them look tacky and goofy tbh the coats make me want to wring my neck and collapse I physically cannot, and don't bring chainsaw man in here like "aren't they also wearing suits¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯"ಠᴥಠ their company doesn't give 2 shits about them and they're not only physically strong and have SEVERAL WEAPONS with them to assist. Devils LITERALLY help them in combat AND people die Hella quickly too cause where's the protection to a suit(☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞
3. The boots
These boots make me wanna rip my eyes out I mean to y'all who've watched Vincenzo how would you feel if Vincenzo just did something Hella cold yk he just killed someone maybe burned a factory down but he walked away in laarzen like farmers boots WITH his expensive suit from Italy bro are you going to plant rice or som(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ these boots are such a God awful matchup to these suits ugh and the thing that pisses me off most is that they walk like they're him. Not just him. Himothy, the one who did it. He. In these suits (￣ヘ￣;)It just makes me burst into laughter while holding back my anger and tears
