"𝒜𝓃 ℯ𝓎ℯ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝒶𝓃 ℯ𝓎ℯ，𝒶 𝓁ℯℊ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝒶 𝓁ℯℊ
𝒜 𝓈𝒽ℴ𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒽ℯ𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝒹ℴℯ𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝒾𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝒷𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀"
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(Dazai x Diluc Male reader)
As if working two jobs and having to stop you husband from trying to off himself every seco...
𝐀𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐲: Eye Spy - User can control any bird and be able to see and hear through the eyes and ears of these birds. The user can control multiple birds at once. {However, the user must maintain their concentration, or risk losing control of the bird.}
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤: Part-time work at a cafe and part-time work at the detective agency
Maybe when you actually pay for your drinks, I'll actually love you - (M/n) -
- WHAT!? I pay for them!! - Dazai
NO, I PAY FOR THEM! - (M/n) -
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- So you work as a bartender downstairs and as a part-time worker in the detective agency? - Atsushi
Yes - (M/n) -
- Isn't it kinda difficult? - Atsushi
With enough hot cocoa and anxiety, anything is possible - (M/n) -
- Uhhh... - Atsushi
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- Would you still love me if I was a worm? - Dazai
I'll call my divorce lawyer if you keep talking without permission - (M/n) -
- NO PLEASE I'M DESPERATE - Dazai
I'm not - (M/n)
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Get out. - (M/n) - - What!?
I said Get. Out. - (M/n) - - I have the right to eat here!
The sign says I have the right to refuse service to any customer. So get the fuck out - (M/n) -
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- Before Reading Info -
- (M/n) knows how to bartend, and as well as make other drinks
- (M/n) as a weapon swords like the one in game in genshin! And he's just a little bit of a tsundere (not to the point where it's annoying or anything)
- While Dazai was apart of the Mafia, (M/n) was apart of the Knight member, in this book they were a close links with the Mafia.
- When (M/n) married Osamu he took his last name, so now he insists on people to call him by his first name so they won't get him mixed up with his husband.
- (M/n) and Dazai have been married for 4 years and 'dating' for 7 years (It'll make more sense throughout the storyline)
