I look down to see the steaming caca dumped fresh from the cow I instantly became rock hard.
My name is Alex and this is my story on how I found true love.
The sighting of my first true love was when my non existent dad appeared in my dreams and had explosive diarrhoea directly into my mouth 👄 I instantly found my one and only love the bombastic shit that flowed out of his gaping asshole .
Everyday i wake up and go to my dad and tell him to caca into my mouth and so some days he takes laxatives and that is very good news because I love creamy caca in my mouth but unfortunately he left and never came back ever ever ever again.
Nowadays I break into farmers fields and public toilets to steal the caca to munch on, it isn't as fresh in my mouth as I'm used to but I still deeply enjoy and get solid rock hard like ronald mc tronald around kids so creamy I wisper to the cows watching me slurp up the caca through my happy meal straw. I certainly was happy. 💦🤎
I recently joined a club that let's me lie down and have caca in my mouth this is much creamier than fishing out old turds from the disabled toilets. I don't get paid for this in money but I do in rich thick creamy caca *loudly moans while a cow stares at me from a nearby field *I was just crunching on its caca**
Now for a step by step caca slurp firstly you can rather grab some fresh hot steaming caca out of ur ass _or a cow or whatever flavour of caca u desire_
Next make sure your dad is long gone and still finding the milk then, freeze ur caca. Now after freezing ur caca for 24 hours or 6 as you might be busy collecting more caca for maybe a please caca cheese burger then grab ur caca and smash it up just like your mum smashes your head through a window once your caca is thoroughly smashed up grab whatever cup or bowl u normally have your caca In and pour it in then to add more flavour (if u want) you can add a touch of laxatives for your next caca meal then finally enjoy ur CACA SLURLP remember to slurp it up loud to make sure if ur dad can hear he might caca back.
