Epic aot fanfiction (broken) LEVI X REDER

Oh no

Y/n woke up with a massive headache. “damn I shouldn’t have drank that much yesterday” she said, looking around. a titan saw her and went to try and grab her while Y/N screamed. “what the fuck Why am I in aot????” she continued screaming while the titan crushed her frail 1’2” body.

While she was being crushed by the massive yaoi hands of that titan, she saw a small figure like a bat or a bird, flying towards the neck of the titan. Y/N felt relived when she realized that was not a bird nor a bat, it was a small men, a small pretty boy who was now piercing the titan’s neck with his swords. the titan fell down and YN didnt even have the time to scream before Levi granbedd her and put her on the ground. He put his hand on her chest (mr messier be like) and asked her “are you alr baby girl” while staring at her with his shiny white blue orbs into her piercing rainbow golden unicorn not like other girls orbs

while yn was thinking about how she could answer him, her eyes chanhed color 3  times. She was too shy to say anything so she did the gangam style. levi was so enamoured that he immediately fell in live because yn is not like other girls

“come here bbg ill keep u save” levi said flicking his greasy black straight hair into yns face. yn breathed in his musky short man scent and growled. “thanks pookie” yn said holding onto him as to not fall and get crushed by smelly titan feeet

Y/N fell on the ground (oh no) and Levi wanted to scream but he had to keep his mysterious serious cold alpha male love interest personality so he kept quiet.

Instead, he was thinking if he should reveal his secret identity. Just before Y/N hit her head on the fround and looses all of her inexistant braincells, Levi became Batman and rescued Y/N. Her blindless nd stupidemess didnt let her realize that it was Levi in that batman costume. She was shocked that the dark knight edisted in aot too.