The Bathroom Boy (A Oncelax One-Shot)

The Bathroom Boy 💗

Authors note: Oncelax sounds like a laxative product. "Take once, Poop once. Oncelax. It's the shit."

              Oh boy! Today was my first day at business school! I am so excited! Well I was that is. You see- as I was driving to school, I ran straight into an electric pole like the cute, clumsy, petite little man that I am. Due to this, I was late to my class! I rushed speedily through the hallways. My legs were shaking very much. I was almost to class, then, the WORST thing happened. I was hit with the FATTEST, most LUSCIOUS urge to pee. I knew I wouldn't be able to wait. I'm sure they won't mind me being late on the first day! Would they? I mean, I could always just say that I got lost along the way. This building is really big, and I'm just a tiny little orange fellow. The size is not eco friendly and does not accommodate short bitches such as myself. I already am not too fond of this place, but I need to learn the material they teach. I sprinted to the nearest bathroom I could locate. I ran into the stall, sat on the toilet, and peed really hard. It felt soooo good. It was really loud too. Just as I was finishing my pee, I heard the unmistakable sound of high heeled shoes sauntering down the hallway. I assumed it was a teacher and continued what I was doing. I wiped cutely then I hopped off the toilet. I could hear the footsteps growing closer, but I didn't think much of it. Then, just as I opened the stall door, I could hear the sound of the heels in the boys bathroom! Why is there a teacher in here?! I peeked out from the stall door and my fear had ceased. But the sight standing before me filled me with a new emotion. The heeled person was standing near the doorless doorway. leaning fairly close to the door, but just enough to remain out of sight from any passerby's. It was a tall, dark haired man. He wore a green blazer, paired with black dress pants and black, heeled ankle boots. His beautiful, dark hair was topped off with a black top hat, which was wrapped in a green, velvet ribbon, which complimented his blazer quite nicely.. He also wore blue sunglasses, which complimented his pretty face quite well. He had the sexiest smile and I could tell he was an alpha bad boy. His blazer had a small, pink pin, which looked like a Truffula tree. This only made me more attracted to him, due to the fact that I absolutely LOVE Truffula trees! His beautiful hands we're covered with green gloves. Might I add, his waist was quite snatched as well. Suddenly, we made eye contact. I snapped out of my trance and I realized that I must have been staring at him for a while. Oh no.... He probably thinks I'm weird now!! His lips parted sexily and he stated, "Hey cutie, what are you doing here?" I felt my stomach drop. "H-hi! I-I was just taking a m-massive piss. I crashed into an electric pole this morning and I got really nervous." I replied, whilst stroking my thick, Luscious, mustache shyly. "That's so cute, kawaii, and clumsy of you. You are so adorable." He said, pulling his glasses down like Captain during his 5 seconds of screentime in Spooky Month 5 (CAPTAIN IS MY BBG FRFR). My heart was pounding out of my chest. I wanted to know more about him, but I was struck silent. Oh no! Eventually, I was able to muster a reply. "T-thank you. W-what are y-you doing here? You are also not so bad yourself 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳." He smirked like Thrax and replied, "Thanks toots. I'm just skipping class. Cause, you know, class is for NERDS. heh. And I am NOT a nerd. Tch, nerds are SO uncool." OMG! He was such a bad boy! My heart pounded even faster and my face flushed. Suddenly, he continued on, "You know... You should really skip with me. I can't let something as cute as you escape me." OH WOW! HE IS REALLY RIZZING ME UP NOW! I could not decline this amazing offer! My face got even redder as I smiled and replied, "I would love that!" He patted the wall next to him, signaling for me to lean beside him. I scurried over and did as such, my heart fluttering. My mustache was burning up and my eye brows were perked up. I tooted cutely and stared up at him. Suddenly, he leaned down towards me, outstretched his long, gloved hand, AND OFFERED ME TO HOLD IT! OMG! I placed my hand in his gently and he caressed it for a bit while looking at me dead in the eyes. His eyes were truly gorgeous. I could feel the ends of my fur stand up. He then opened his ethereal mouth and said, "Oh! I almost forgot, what's your name cutie?." "T-the Lorax, A-and yours?" I stuttered. "What a cute name!" He complimented. "I am The Onceler, or the Greedler, whichever you prefer. But I would prefer if you called me daddy. Don't wear it out." OMG! I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS! H-HE SEEMS INTO ME! My face lit up and my heart skipped a beat as I replied, "oh okay, Daddy ;)" we then stood in silence for a bit, the smell of the shit residue tickling out nostrils. Then, he leaned down, pulled my chin up with his finger, and pulled me into a long, romantic kiss. My heart was beating so, SO hard! He tasted like pancakes and climate change. As our lips parted, he picked me up bridal style and looked me dead in the eyes, making conscious a point to not let go of my unwashed hand, which he was still holding. We stood there, hand in hand, for the rest of the school day. When the last bell rang. He carried me out into the halls. Left the school, put me in his car, drove me to his house, tucked me in his bed, laid down with me, and we fell asleep together, cuddling. 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗