These Aren't The Bricks You're Looking For (but the ones you need) (TRANSLATION)

The Landing (TRANSLATED)

One day obi wan kenobi went to the planet of lego.

Obi Wan: "R4 are we close to the planet yet?"

R4: *insert droid beeps here*
Obi Wan: "R4 you know I don't understand non binary"

R4: *angry Droid noises*

Obi Wan: "I don't care if it's the wrong term and it's offensive"

R4: *more angry Droid noises*

Obi wan: "DO you want your memory erased?!"

R4: *embarrassed and defeated Droid noises*

As R4 and His Droidphobic master landed on Planet lego lbron zhames greeted then

Lbron james: "Hello there sir welcome to the planet of lego how long will you be staying?"

Obi Wan: "Just for a few days"

Lebron jamez: "Alright have a nice stay!"

lbron zhames waved as obi wan got back on his ship and flew into a space airport

After oni wan landed in the space airport he stepped out of his stairship

Obi wan: "R4 you stay with the ship while I get a hotel"

*droid noises*

Obi wan: "No I will not get you oil, not after earlier"

R4: *dripid mumbling*

Obi Wan: "What was that?"

R4: *droid noises(?)*

Obi wan: "Whatever ill be seeing you"

As obi wan goes into the city looking for a hotel a brick you all know and love was breaking up (with their significant other)

Danny: "IM TELLING YOU LOGAN KISSED ME ITS NOT MY FAULT

Emmet: "BUT IS HE THE ONE THAT PUT YOUR DICK IN HIS ASS?!"

A moment of silence passes as obi wan hears what Emmet just said and he thinks "what the fucckkk 😀"

emmet: logan pale keeps trying to tell me what to do nah imma do my own thing

Danny gets a confused look on his face as Emmet leaves and a fan from the crowd near the exchange screams out "I love him :( " (fizzy reference)

The paparazzi surround danni as emmet storms away running from the scene

Ofa ween watches from afar and then continues to walk to the hotel he booked but because of the paparazzi he gets held up and as he is he sees emmet sprinting away and it was love at first sight.