Sturniolo Triplets x Shrek

Matt walks into the swamp and knocks on shreks door "shwek 🥺owpen up" Shrek opens the door "what 😡"  Matt tightly grasps the green ogres body (im so fuckn sorry im cringing while writing this) The green mans face brightens "w-what do you want from me" shrek says "im sowwy" matt apologizes. Chris and nick walk over to them "what are you guys doing? Hes mine!!😡😱" chris exclaimed. Matt and chris start fighting over shrek *epic fight scene* "STAWP" shrek yells 'I dont want either of you!!...i-i.. i want nick" shreks eyes lock onto chris', Shrek slowly moves over to him "i want you cutie patotie".... CLIFHANGER BCZ I CANT DO THIS CRINGY SHIT ANYMORE IM GONNA KMS