It hurts us so much to see Jack and Ralph flirting. Piggy was dating Ralph but now that he's dead I guess Ralph moved on lol xdxd. And I mean last time I checked Jack was trying to kill Ralph? So uhm. I don't know what that's about. Piggy and I are trying to do everything we can to stop whatever is going on right now. But it's been really difficult since ya know. We're dead and all.
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Lord of Simon + Piggy [THE SEQUEL]
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