Just remembering that Saturn has a bit of a British accent :)
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Saturn was the sweetest planet in the Solar System, but the thing that really stood out about it was HER COOKIES! (You thought I was going to talk about her Rings, right? But today the theme is cookies)
Her cookies were simply WONDERFUL! It's like heaven is in your mouth! But nobody knew the recipe and she only made it on special occasions, for example: when the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs hit Earth, obviously Earth was super sad, so to make her feel better Saturn made her cookies.
Mars: UGH! I really want to eat those Saturno cookies!
Earth: The worst thing is that I want it too! But only she knows the recipe.
Mars: Hmmm... What if... WE TRIED MAKING OUR OWN COOKIES?!
Earth: But we don't have the recipe.
Mars: I know, but what if we make our own recipe?
Earth: Hmmm... Not a bad idea at all!
Mars: THEN LET'S PUT THE HAND IN THE MASS!
Then they got the ingredients (don't ask me where) but there was only one problem. They didn't know how to make cookies.
Earth: ... How does that work?
Mars: The worst thing is that I don't know either. Damn, what now?
Earth: Relax, I found a recipe here!
They made the dough according to the recipe... Or almost.
A few minutes later they finally completed the dough! Now all that was left was to put it in the oven.
Mars: Now just put it in the oven! But where are we going to get a ove-
Earth: It's here!
Mars: Where did you get that oven?
Earth: Oh you know! Around! Anyway, let's put it in the oven!
Mars: Alright then... Here it says to put the oven at 180 degrees.
Earth: Huh? Is it to put it upside down?
Earth spoke with a sound of irony.
Mars: ...No! It's 180 degrees Celsius!
Earth: Ready! Now just wait for them to be ready!
Mars: Damn we cook very well!
Earth: Ikr? We should do this more!
A few hours passed and they completely forgot about the cookies.
Mars: Hey Earth? You don't think we forgot anything?
Earth: Well, if we forgot it must be because it wasn't important.
Mars: It makes sense.
Earth: Wait... Do you smell that smoke?
Mars: AAA THE COOKIES!
Earth: OMG WE FORGOT!
They run to where the oven was... And for some reason it was on fire... In space.
Earth: AAAA WHY IS THERE FIRE IN SPACE!?DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS POSSIBLE!!!
Mars: AAAA WE HAVE TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!
After a hell of a panic they managed to put out the... Fire.
Mars: Oh bro! We ruin our cookies :(
Earth: Crap :((
Venus: I heard a scream from my orbit. What there was?
Earth: We were trying to make cookies like Saturn and we screwed up.
Mars: No, you screwed up! You who forgot the cookies in the oven!
Earth: What? It was you who forgot!
Mars: IT WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO REMEMBER THE COOKIES!
Earth: MINE?! IT WAS YOU WHO HAD TO REMEMBER!
Venus: STOP FIGHTING! I'll sort it out, wait here.
Mars: what are you going to do?
Venus: You will see. Now be quiet over there.
Earth: This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't come up with this stupid idea to make cookies "our way"!
Mars: DON'T PLAY THE BLAME ON ME!
Earth and Mars argued for a while until Venus returned.
Venus: Alright, now stop arguing and follow me.
Mars and Earth followed Venus until they were close to the asteroid belt. There on the other side was Saturn.
Earth: A-ah! Hi Miss Saturn!
Saturn: Hi, honey. I heard you tried to make cookies, right?
Mars: Yeah... But it ended up going wrong... It's the little blue fault here.
Earth: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Mars: Huh? And did I lie?
Saturn: Calm down people! Do not fight! You know what? I'm going to make you some cookies, since you're both in the mood for a fight.
Earth and Mars: REALLY?!
Saturn: Yes! But it's just this once, okay?
So Saturn made the cookies and Earth and Mars ate (and the Moon ate a little too).
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I wanted to do something kinda cute
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