Simp Issues Vent Book

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So... Ophelia told me she made me a book where I can vent my simp issues? Well, I thank her for that, but the cover-... DAMN-!! //////

I don't want the child in the room at the moment because I'm deciding to talk about the man I simp for the most.... RF Wally-

I mean, come on! Those of you who came across him either see him as good husband material, or a father figure!! And I'm DEFINITELY the first one-

This man has the deep a-- Markiplier voice (As of what I hear), he's tall AND hot as hell, INCREDIBLY charming and romantic in MY opinion, and-......... must I say this last one? ..... No, I'm not gonna say it! BUT STILL-

This bro has a daughter who is cute as hell, but her voice is also VERY adorable! And if you guys don't, but want to know how she sounds, let me know and I'll send you a video!

.... I cannot think of much more to say... rather than..... I'm a simp-