Girl Boss Chronicles

-Minnie-

It was a cold winter night. Minnie Mouse had just stabbed Mickey and stole his money. Now she is at a bar in FlopCity. At the bar she runs into her old bf Shrek.
"Hey bbg," Shrek said , clearly drunk. "Wanna go back to my place. I got roommates if you wanna meet them."
Minnie thought very hard. She has a dead ex in his car.
"Sure daddy I'll go." She said looking down at the buldge that had just formed in his pants.
"let me just grab a drink to go."
Part 2: The Apartment
When they got to the apartment Minnie had realized that they had lots of money.
She went to the bathroom and pulled out her birth control. Then she walked out and saw Shrek gulping down a pack of sausages. On the couch  , Mike Wasoski and Gru were drinking vodka.
"Y'all ready," Gru said "Lucy is waiting for me at home and the minions are pregnant."
"Minnie we are waiting for you to put on the lingerie we bought in the way here."
"Okay Shrek. Can you come with me tho , I need help taking of my dress." She said shoving her fingers up her nether regions.
Part 3:The banging upstairs
Minnie was now on Shreks bed , legs spread apart. Gru then bent down and starting shoving his nose up her cooter cat. Above her Shrek sat on her face while she sucked his green balls. In the corner of the room Mike lubed his long , juicy, meet waiting for his turn. Minnie was now moaning and groaning while Gru slide in and out with his nose. Shrek new he was about to create white slime so he shoved Gru out of the way and put his hairy cucumber in her kitty and started to clap her to his body. Mike and Gru were now on the floor , kissing and banging their bodies together . Shrek fell to the floor after finishing his load on Minnie. Shortly after Mike did his load in Minnie while Shrek and Gru groped each other while watching Racheal Ray. Just before Gru could give it Minnie, Remy the rat fell through the vents, while his muscular rat cousin was bouncing off his tiny rat booty. Gru shot them. Now Gru was Spray his white stickiness inside Minnie while Shrek wa getting head from Mike. Minnie was now filled with white slime coming out of her poosay , her mouse ass , her mouth, and her nose. Minnie got up and most of it spilled out. She walked to the bathroom to take a shower, a trail of white sludge followed her. After she showered , she walked back to the room , where she saw the boys licking up the white slime. They asked her if she wanted to join them , but she declined and reached into her purse , pulling out a gun. They got scared and asked what she was doing. She smiled and , removed her face revealing her true identity,
"I'm only 15." And then she shot them.
After she made sure they were dead, she cut of Mike and Shreks  logs, and Grus nose. Then she took their wallets , and burned the apartment complex down. She watched as people jumped out of the apartment complex and she kicked a child into the fire. She also shot a homeless person bc they looked at her.
Part 4: Children
When Minnie got home she shot the babysitter who was also Mickeys uncle. She looked at the kids and locked them in the bathroom. She burnt her house down. She then went to everyone of Mickeys relatives houses and ended their lives. She kept Pluto tho bc he's a dog. She ended up buying a house the next day bc she told her realtor that her house was struck by lightning while she was gardening outside. She asked about the kids and she said that they passed away , fake crying. She got a mansion where she birthed the kids of Gru, Shrek, and Mike. She started hee own company where she taught women and gay people how to kill people and how to become girl bosses. She died in a drive by.

The end.