The human race is one big dysfunctional family.

"The human race is one big dysfunctional family.

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it."

Those words described Elisabeth's life. She only knew the start of her name, not a last name. Elisabeth Estelle Alexandra, her last name? No clue.

She was thrown into foster homes and soon came to the conclusion, a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it. All the foster homes she ever went to described that. People asked her why she refused to go to foster homes.

"It's because the Human race is one big dysfunctional family."

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And was young Elisabeth wrong? No. She wasn't. Even the Divine ones, even the demigods. Not considered human was one big dysfunctional family.

And it was proven at most when Elisabeth got a letter from Hogwarts..

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