Felonies

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Malt: damn I gots no cash

Socks: yes it would seem that our life savings have diminished during the war

Kyle: well guess we gonna have to become criminals

Boron: good idea

Hanna: wtf no boron that's not a good idea

Kyle: yeah big guy you need to learn about the art of jokes

Hanna: Kyle

Socks: Kyle that wasn't a joke was it

Kyle: ok so what if it wasn't

Malt: I mean stealing money pays for all the stuff we need

Hanna: no... no we are not stealing

Socks: I don't really see another way

Hanna: my god not you too

Boron: If you guys are gonna become criminals than I wanna be one to

Hanna: wtf is going on right now

Mei: can we sell drugs

Hanna: nooo mei don't sell drugs

Kyle was preparing drugs to sell

Kyle: uhh yeah dont sell drugs just sugar

Hanna: is that sugar in those bags

Kyle: uhh Noooo... I mean yes..... wait no.... I'm just gonna say its sugar

hanna: fugin hell we're not gonna crime

Malt: that sentence doesn't sentence

Socks: both of those sentences were gramically incorrect

Kyle: *whispers* hey mei do you want to try the sugar in that truck

Mei: thats crack cocaine

Kyle: shhh*whispers* do you want it or not

Mei: *whispers* ok

Hanna: KYLE BAVAROIS IF YOU LET MEI DO DRUGS I SWEAR TO VANAGAND THAT YOU WILL FUCKING DIE!

Kyle: oh shit. well mei looks like you aren't getting drugs... Today at least

Mei: well shit

Kyle: oh my gwad her first swear

Malt: so are we gonna go do crimes

Kyle: shut up we need to cherish the moment Mei says her first swear

Malt: well you can have a party but iI'm not sticking around and waiting for Hanna to kill me

Kyle: yeah your right. quickly fuckers to the taranarascus

Socks: its the exo taranis

Kyle had already started running

Kyle: who the fuck asked

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 03, 2023 ⏰

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