Ceiling fan Laurence

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by Lydiaeatssoap

by Lydiaeatssoap

On day lauren was liek "mimimimi" and thrn woke up!!!!!! He wa son the ceilinh 😰😰😰😰 "wgat da fuck!!!!!!"he yelled and then mommy titties runed into his rom.
"wha da fuk!!!!!!!" they said in sinc, and boredom came in.

"what da fukc!!" he siad. And ran over and tuened laurence on (NOT LIEK THAT I MEAN HES A CEILING FAN SO HE MADE HIM.SPINNY) laurence spinned around and threw up on boulders face 😱😱😱👽

"EWWW FUK U LANEY!@!" boba scrmed. America guy and boner guy came in from the scram.

"uh no!!!!!" udabn yelled. "what??" capyain america asked. "i foegor to tel u i also grt boner from ceilign fan!!!!" laurence was still spinning and he threw up on udban.

Momo turned laurnece off (NOT LIKE THAT GRRRR) and he stoped. "thanks my Allspice amaranth artichoke acai banana barley basil bayleaves bok choi chai seitan pot pie marbled rye bedhi'd black eyed peas big cherries chioggia seeds (hold the meats) gooseberries cayenne chestnut chia coconut custard dahlia dates saffron dijon mustard (your flustered) durian curry kale cassava clove eggplant flax demitasse kava garlic kumquat lychee oca root jalapenos garbanzos starfruit snakefruit lavender lime karela kohlrabi juniper jak wakame wasabi papaya papalo marigold mango oregano sake lemon luo han guo kiwi catnip carolina reaper egusi icaco (why cant this be cheaper?) poppies asparagus queen annies carrots broccoli a gac and thatll take care of us you have more?! wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food thou crazy fu**!?! collard greens butter beans vanilla pomegranate pineapple sarsaparilla rambutan dragonfruit tapioca atemoya akebia rose mocha amanita muscaria chive potatoes watercress sprouts quinoa tomatoes parsley sage rosemary wait.. almost seems like this should be illegal (will these even fit in the vehicle?) watermelon marijuana rhubarb tamarind tarragon turnip swiss chard blueberry caraway fennel cacao boysenberry cumin cantaloupe (wow.) celery sesame yam anise zinnia kolas granolas marconas gardienas lentil cabbage vital wheat gluten weiner ghost pepper muenster gewurztraminer apple fig pear peach pine hazel walnut beech spelt millet teff taro shallot ginger maca farro yarrow kalendula kombu chlorella cilantro pecan citron portobella pumpkin radish onion rice ginko olive maple ice thyme strawberry papaya cattail sherry mulberry plum mimosa argyreia nervosa cucumbers maypops shamrocks whats with the hemlocks? Bourbon apricot sour truffle samphire flower squash zucchini macaroni porcini vermicelli avocado pistachio cinnamon royal jelly persimmons hemp hearts green goddess celastrus paniculatus kombucha and oranges"

THE AND!!!!!!!