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Funny dialogue from Pinterest #3

A: person a
B: person b
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A: hey B, I'm hungry
B: hi hungry, I'm B
A: my light pinkish internal organ located approximately below my left rib is yearning for food, therefore creating the feeling of hunger, my name is not hungry, and I am not introducing myself, I'm asking for some GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS
B:

A: are you.. Blushing?
B: what? No.
A: did I get the ever-stoic hardcore, totally badass Person B to blush???
B: no, its- its just the cold.
A: huh. It's the cold? And not that I told you "your face is fucking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too"?
B: *blushing harder* n- *voice crack* no