Once upon a time wolverine went to go fight magneto. Megneto made wolverine's bones hurt so he had a nervous breakdown in a gas station bathroom. Deadpool heard his obnoxious crying and slapped the shit out of him. Wolverine got mad and gave Deadpool a swirly in the toilet. "FUCK YOU BITCH" He screamed and then Deadpool scrome and then Wolverine scrumpt back. "EAT MY ASS" Deadpool punched Wolverine in the balls, causing him to go completely stiff and tip over onto the floor. "Wait broski /j or /srs?" Wolverine asked, sitting up and scrathcing is balls while they began to heal. "Uhhhh /srs I guess I mean idk I guess I'll hit bbg" Deadpool giggled like a school girl and then Wolverine whipped out his claws and cut through the stall even though there js a literal door right in front of him and then he carried Deadpool out of the bathroom and they had rough gay sex jn the back of his butch lesbian jeep. The end
