"Hello Rick, I'm a fan of your songs...And I was wondering...Are you single?"
"...Umm...go away, i will kill your bloodline if you don't."
(BAD ENDING:) You try to seduce him but he shoots you, your relatives, and your family and throws the bodies in a nearby river never to be seen again.
(SOMEWHAT GOOD ENDING:) You leave and never see Rick again.
(WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ENDING:) You push him against a wall, but his security guard pushes you away and threatens to kill you if you get closer. Rick files a restraining order.
(? ENDING:) He sings never gonna give you up and you live happily ever after in his mansion.
(GOOD ENDING:) You become friends.
CZYTASZ
Rick astley x reader...but it doesn't end well
FanfictionRick rejects you in one paragraph. Edit: what is this shit was I high or something when I wrote this?
