Helping hand ~ Butters X Kenny ~

~^ Part 1 Kenny POV ^-

"Okay I seriously need help with my ex Tammy. She keeps following me and trying to earn me back, and I do NOT want her back at all. So, can anyone help me in this problem?" I say to my group, Stan, Kyle and Cartman.
I guess kinda butters but he doesn't really hang out with us.
"Kinny just ask Butters I'm sure he won't mind" Cartman says.
"What if it ruins our frienship tho??" I say.
Butters is one of my best friends and I don't wanna ruin it.
"Dude just do it, I remember I asked Kyle to help me because of my ex Wendy and it came out just fine." Stan says.
"Okay fine, I'll go ask him"

I walked out after the first period was finally over and looked around the hallways and finally found him.
"Hey Butters" I ask
"Could you please dude help me with my ex Tammy and we fake date, so she could finally stop following me around trying to take me back?"
Butters was looking at me as if I was crazy.
"Sure?..but what are you gonna give me?" He says.
"I don't know man, but, if I find anything you want I'll give it to you I promise dude." I said and breathe a sigh of relief when he walks away.
I'm so glad to have him.
He's such a good friend, caring, kind, awesome, my type, similar interests, the fact he's taller than me makes me just wanna scream!!.. holy maccoroni.
What is he doing to me to have theses feelings.

"Its not love it's just lust"
"Its not love it's just lust"
"Its not love it's just lust"
"Its not love it's just lust"
"Its not love it's just lust"
"Its not love it's just lust"
"Its not love it's just lust"
"Its not love it's just lust"
"It's not love it's just lust" I say to myself in my room after school then hear the door open seeing my mom.
"Oh hey Kenny- holy smack-a-doodles what the actual fuck are you doing?" I hear my mom say out loud since our windows are still broken.

Pause.

I got whooped.

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Credit from this story on tt by .anidraww