Attention there are mats! +18
It is written in a humorous way!
There are no art and covers yet, but you endure!
I hope you will understand the irony that was intended there. In the original, everything is different. I decided to translate it as it is, without any interpretation into English, as the meaning of everything is lost!)
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— I still can't believe that we were chosen as a potential replacement for Earth 11. Kariya said in a sarcastically cheerful tone.
— I completely agree with you ... — Hakuryuu added. Listen, let's go to Tsurugi, eh?
—What the hell?!
— Do you remember then in Eden, you taught him, it's interesting to express, those very words ...
— Well, yes, — Masaki pouted. — I found something to remember, we almost died then, you know...
...Sorry... —Hakuryuu said, I apologize to Masaki.
— Eh?! Are you not sick? — Kariya was surprised.
— It's all right, why?
— Yes, forget it... let's go, I'll teach you something. Where is Tsurugi's room?
Kyosuke was standing and looking thoughtfully at the wall, when suddenly Hakuryuu and the Masaki came up to him.
— Great, Kyosuke haven't seen you for a long time! — I said, I'm smoking on purpose, teasing him...
...Tsurugi was looking at him.
— While we were walking, remember what I taught you. — Said Kariya examining Kyosuke. There was something wrong with him.
Hakuryuu, showed the same finger, then said: — there is a road where you will meet a sign that says "on" turn left, there you will meet two sticks that are arranged in a cross, go to the right, you will meet a fallen snail, turn left, you will see a lying needle, on top of which will be drawn a comma.
Tsurugi: — ...
— Eh?! — And you won't send me there, right? Hakuryu asked in surprise.
— Should I? Kyosuke answered thoughtfully, looking at the white—haired guy.
— Are you all right today? —Kariya asked in surprise. — So- how do you usually answer us to this?
— I answer? —Tsurugi said thoughtfully.
— Eh?! Aren't you sick?! — Hakuryuu asked, touching Tsurugi's forehead. — Hmm... the heat doesn't seem to be there...
— Maybe he was badly shaken by the match with the aliens? — Kariya Said Thoughtfully.
—"Come on, Kariya," — Hakuryuu said, looking at the boy with the birch hair.
— Yeah, let's go. —Masaki replied.
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As soon as they left the room, Tsurugi immediately called Ozrock. — Mr. Ozrock, do you happen to know a place like this on Earth: there is a road where you will meet a sign that says "on" turn left, there you will meet two sticks that are arranged in a cross, go to the right, you will meet a fallen snail, turn left, you will see a lying needle, on top of which a comma will be drawn.
— I understand this is some place where I should go?
— Since when do people send you somewhere where I don't know the way?— Ozrock said in a thoughtful tone.
— No, it seems they knew something about it, as long as I am not an Earthman, I did not dare to ask them about it. So-how could he give himself away.
— You're right, asking about it, you would give yourself away. Unfortunately, we have already forwarded Tsurugi to Kyosuke, Princess Lalaya.
— You can contact them, right? — Pseudo Tsurugi asked thoughtfully.
—" OK. Part of me is wondering what that means. "—Your Majesty, I'm sorry to bother you, but can I talk to Tsurugi Kyosuke? — Lalaya replied with displeasure.
— We have some questions about one area on earth.
— Terrain? Can I have more details? — Interested, the princess asked. — "Tsurugi, can you come here?"
Kyosuke, silently approached the princess and looked at Ozrock with a dissatisfied look.
— Tsurugi Kyosuke, tell me, do you have such a place on your "Earth?"
There is a road where you will meet a sign that says "on" turn left, there you will meet two sticks that are arranged in a cross, go to the right, you will meet a fallen snail, turn left, you will see a lying needle, on top of which a comma will be drawn.
Hearing this, Tsurugi thought for a second. However, he immediately understood the meaning of these words and laughed. — Ha-ha-ha-ha... I hope he said that the one who sent him there even went that way?!
— Oh, what was necessary? — Pseudo Tsurugi asked.
— Forget it, in short... This is not our official greeting. I bet it was Hakuryuu, right?
— That white-haired one? Yes, he is... so, what does this mean?
—You don't need to know such words, otherwise, get some more bad words from us "Earthlings".
— Bad words? — Ozrock asked.
— He probably also showed this finger? — Tsurugi, showing the middle finger, demonstrating what Hakuryuu was doing.
—"That's right,"— Tsurugi's clone replied.
— In short, wake up on Earth—this is not an official greeting for us. — You can say this to any Earthman... — Kyosuke could not restrain his laughter.
— Something I don't think so ... — Said the adviser to the Princess Lalaya...
Ozrok and Pseudo Tsurugi exchanged glances.
— I don't think we need to use such an interesting gesture. Ozrock replied.
— Swami agrees completely, Mr. Ozrock.
— Hey, you there be careful with Masaka Kariya and Hakuryuu... Don't let them fuck with you, okay?
— Eh? Are you giving me advice?
—" It's personal, ok. Because then I'll have to sort it all out... "— said Tsurugi.
— Pfft... of course I understand, all these slangs of yours...
— I'll just say one thing, he's taking revenge on me for the fact that I once sent him to Eden, don't pay attention. —Kyosuke said.
— Sent it?! — This Kariya of yours seems to be a very interesting little...
— Eh? Stop, don't try to take lessons from him on...You will then, dick, understand these slangs among themselves.
— And what is wrong with these words? — Lalaya asked.
—" It doesn't matter... Otherwise, indeed, we will teach you the wrong thing..." — Replied Tsurugi.
—"Kariya Masaki, right?" — The Tsurugi Clone said, grinning...
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