𝑴𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑰𝒏 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒕

𝕆𝕟𝕖

Ashlee: Hello everyone! Joe is running late again isn't he?

Patrick: Yeah I am waiting for him.

Ashlee: Ugh... What a great start to the evening. Yeah?

Ricky:  Just like our man Joe, no rush on anything. 

Ashlee: Dammit... I'm gonna go find Joe. I think he locked himeslf in a closet again. 

Nikko: Again? 

Ashlee: Again. 

Chris: Jesus Christ...  

Balz: That guy is a damn mess.

Ashlee: He is. He can't even keep his head straight. 

Justin: Sounds like he has head up his ass if you ask me. 

Balz: You're not wrong. 

Patrick: Joe has too many issues to count

Spencer: Dude seriously needs to work on himself

Ashlee: He does... He even runs late when we are on tour.

Ricky: That's ridiculous 

Ashlee: Joe... What took you so long? 

Joe: Sorry guys... I overslept. 

Ashlee:I thought you got locked in a closet again. 

Joe: No... Not this time. 

Bobby: Damn, you really need to get that under control Joe

Ashlee: Joe how late have you been staying up? 

Joe: Until 2-3 in the morning... 

Ashlee: Jesus fucking Christ...

Spencer: So much for getting our lives together...

Ashlee: I agree.

Justin: Joe you need to learn how to take care of yourself. 

Joe: I'm trying... I really am. 

Ashlee: Well try harder Joe...

Joe: I'll do that... Just give me some time. 

Jake: Man what the hell is wrong with you? 

Joe: I don't even know anymore...

Bobby: Joe has more issues than a magazine stand...

Ashlee: Seriously. 

Joe: I'm aware...

Chris: Joe's got 99 problems.

Balz: All of them are self inflected 

Joe: Thanks guys... I appreciate the kind words of support. 

Ashlee: Joe, where are you?

Joe: Right here... Why's everyone so mad? 

Ashlee: I heard someone slam a door shut or am I just hearing things. I think I might be just hearing things... 

Justin: I think you should just relax Ashlee, and stop blaming others for your feelings. 

Ashlee: Excuse me? Who am I blaming for my feelings? Please explain Justin Morrow. 

Justin: You're acting like Joe has done something to offend you, when he hasn't. Your feelings are somthing that you should figure out on your own. 

Ashlee: I thought I heard him slam a door shut Justin! So I asked him where he was... 

Justin: And he told you he was right there, and that he could hear everyone talking. You're overreacting Ashlee. 

Ashlee: Yeah... Ok, whatever. Anyways moving on...

Jake: Damn, what the hell happened here? 

Ashlee: Justin started acting like an asshole. 

Justin: No I didn't, you're the one who is being an asshole for no actual reason...

Ashlee: Excuse me? Sir you are in my house... My cousin is recording this whole thing.

Justin: What? 

Ashlee: She's standing in the kitchen recording this... 

Justin: Why? 

Ashlee: Because I asked her too... 

Justin: Why would you do that?

Ashlee: Because I can and it's my house. 

Justin: Wow... You're crazy. 

Ashlee: I'm crazy? Thank you for fucking noticing.