"Oh look at that! You're finally awake.....Timmy.....Timmy's your name, right?" 😍
"Looks like someone had one to many cookies last night, you're a little dizzy still, huh? They're from trader Joe's that's probably why your nose is bleeding, bet you've never had anything that delicious! Everything from there is hand made and grown, locally sourced too healthier than the McDonald's you gouge yourself on."
"It's okay the pill eventually wears off and you'll be back on your feet in no time....pieces of shit like you who don't wanna buy my all purpose lavender oil are vaccinating little rats who slander hard working single moms on Facebook....you don't deserve gifts but I got you one anyway." 😊
Open it.