Ok so last time I was here I wrote about Dee (God damn that was a train wreck) SO LET ME GIVE A HUGE
ASS
UPDATE
1st of all me and Dee didn't work out uhh
So Larry and pomeranian were dating while me and dee were but dee actually had a crush on both me and Larry 😬 THE WORST PART IS THAT I LITERALLY KNEW AND CONTINUED TO DATE THEM CAUSE THEY SAID THEY WOULD GET OVER LARRY BC OF POMERANIAN
ANYWAYS so for like 3 months everything was fine except pomeranian and Larry fighting all the time ( I later found out that he was actually abusing her 😃 yayyy....) and everything was all fine and dandy until like the last week of January 2022 and Larry went all "I lost all my emotions and you have 1 week to gain back my love" to pomeranian. What the actual fuck
And obviously dee took his side, why not, they're besties 🤪 (I was fucking colorblind with all these goddamn red flags I let slip by)
The worst part is he was literally fucking PLAYING HERRR
The week ended, she didn't earn his love or whatever so he broke up with her and I was there for her, yk that shit was rough
AND THEN
A week later (on trees birthday BTW 💀) DEE BREAKS UP WITH ME THROUGH A FUCKING LETTER
Bro all like "it's not you it's me" "you deserve better so I'm leaving" type shit when in reality APPARENTLY DEE FUCKING CHEATED ON ME...WITH L A R R Y
What the fuck, like actually ¿huh?
So yeah but I was fucking stupid as hell and kept them around as a friend under the pretense that they wouldn't date Larry (I know, I know but I was hoping they would come back and...yeah) but guess what....3 MONTHS LATER AND THOSE BITCHES GET TOGETHER
That shit was THE MOST toxic relationship I have ever seen. Like actually. Girlie gives up her whole friend group that she had stuck by for 6 years for a gross ass greasy man that they knew for like less than a year 🤨 and they were too shy to even talk to him before pomeranian introduced them 🤨 MAKE IT MAKE FUCKING SENSE
And dee kept SENDING ME LETTERS cause we kicked them out of the lunch table
"Yall look stupid calling Larry a cheater and an abuser cause yall just don't know him like that 🥺 he would never do that to me cause I LOVE him"
Stupid motherfucker
Anywho fast forward to summer 2022 and guess what
LARRY IS TRYING TO CHEAT ON DEE WITH GODDAMN POMERANIAN
Sending her like sexts and asking for pictures and shit 😭 what kinda... messed up shit...
Anyways I convince her to get screenshpts and send it to dee so they know their man is a whore (cause I'm a good person 🤪) and guess what....THEY FUCKING KNEW
Anyways dee and Larry have been on and off for the past 2 years bc dee is tragically attached to this hobo man and Larry is a cheating ass hoe but no one truly loves him but dee so he sticks with them...like not even his mother father or brother like him 💀
Insane; Anyways that bridge caught on fire and sunk so goddamn fast and I felt an update was due 😬 I did get another girlfriend in like November 2023 but she turned out straight so...yeah also tree accused me of being in love with her but like 😭 that Ship has sailed and no one will LET IT GOOOO 😔 #SCREAMING #CRYING #KILLME
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