sorry for no emojis they glitch the fuck out of this
tea: batsy r u pathetic and a little nerdy
batsy: Yeah
tea: can i kiss u
batsy: Yeah
tea: can i play mario kart with u *puppy eyes face with heart hands emoji*
batsy: YES
tea: can we go supersonic in bowsers castle~
batsy: YES
tea: we could go around my sweet sweet canyon, and id love to see ur cocoNUT malls~
batsy: YEAH!!
tea: you can put your rainbow in my road~ (i implemented a rainbow road one, your welcome)
batsy: *heart eye cat emojis*
tea: wouldnt u like to know whats in my mystery box?~
batsy: I'd love to know!
tea: it could be a banana inside...
batsy: I need to know
Now
tea: well why don't u sMASH it open??
batsy: This is how I smash them open *insert thrusting gif*
tea: im gonna need u to smash it a little harder, batsy~
batsy: GRAH! *insert thrusting gif*
tea: r u sure ur smashing it right?? maybe u wanna try.,. another hole?.,.
batsy: Yeah, let's try another hole
*rest from here is my own making*
tea: yes please, you can dino dino up my jungle~
batsy : YEAH!
few mins later
batsy: Can you please daisy my circuit?
tea: ofc!!
too lazy to come up with more mario kart stuff so they continue that stuff for like a couple of hours
but whats this?? a bunch of random twitter people found the thread!
it was SOFI WHO RETWEETED IT!!! NOW THE WORD HAS GOT OUT AND NOW BATSY AND TEA SPEND 6 LIFETIMES IN HORNY JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
the end!!!!!
(im sorry)
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Tea and Batsy's Double Dash!!
Fanficrandom idea i had to turn two twitter moots flirting with mario kart stuff into a literal fanfiction your welcome people in question: @tearatwt, @Captain_Jack138
