Wren: Get up!You're embarrassing me!
Squig: I..I can't,the bad food has won.
Wren: Noo!Don't let it win.
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Fanon Meggy: I don't deserve you..You should..Be with a real girl-
Meggy: WHO ARE YOU,I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE!
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Wren: Actually I may or may not have been covered in baby oil..
Trail: Ugh,well I guess racism wins..
Squig: Can we see the pictures?
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Wren: I'm confused,we're being impulsive.Are you supposed to kick or knock when you being impulsive?
Ennui: Knock with your foot.
Wren: Brilliant.
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Spine: I'm doing my part!
Nide: I'm doing my part.
Ennui: I'm doing my part.
Squig: I didn't do fking sht!
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Meggy: Hey,I'm sorry to do this to you but I have a crush on you.
Desti: Wait what?
Meggy: I..Have a crush on.
Trail: THEY GOT MARRIED!
Squig: YEAHHH,YAYYY!!
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Meggy: Our other biggest problem.
Krypt: Oh,ugly people?
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Krypt: Math!
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Trail: A little birdie told me you like women.
Meggy: ..
Wren: .
Meggy: ...
Wren: *ran away*
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Krypt: NO MATTER HOW FAST HE RAN,HE COULD NOT ESCAPE THE DEMON BUT HE WOULD NOT LET HIS SOUL BE TAKEN TODAY!
Wren: AHHH!!
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Meggy: Hey,no!No bar,no alcohol!This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin!Not some kind of mouth..Brothel..Man cave!
Nide: Shut up!
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Pro Champion AU
FanfictionWhat if killing Wren wasn't the way to escape the simulation?What happened to the simulation after Mr. Puzzles dealt with the SMG4 Crew? Pro Champion AU is a story of what happened to the simulation after Mr. Puzzles gave it to someone else,but who...
