The ten commandments of Lord Nicolas Cage.

The ten commandments

I: Thou shalt have no other favorite actors before me. For I am a jealous God.
II: Nor shalt thee have any favorite movies that did not feature me as the lead role.
III: Thou shalt not take up the hobby of bee keeping.
IV: Remember the sabbath month, Cagepril, to keep it holy. 30 days shalt thee change their social media profile pictures to pictures of thy lord, your God, Nicolas Cage's face and watch all of my movies on Netflix. Yes, even ghost rider: spirit of vengeance...
V: Thou shalt not give me poor movie reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
VI: Thou shalt not speak poorly of me nor my movies in general. Including ghost rider: spirit of vengeance!
VII: Love thy neighbor. (Unless they are a non believer.)
VIII: Thou shalt not kill. (Unless they are a non believer.)
IX: Thou shalt no longer celebrate Easter. Rather thou shalt refer to it as national treasure hunt day.
X: Thou shalt keep all of these commandments true! Or face eternal hell fire with the bees and John Travolta.