Stupid headcannons 🐾

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This is all for laughs and is satire‼️‼️‼️‼️

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TW: some cursed/sensitive topics
Erm. (I'm not one of those weird fans I PROMISE.)

𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤
-  custom wood burner
- overdosed like 10 times, hung himself 5 times, jumped once, yet is still alive
- depressed.
- Almost broke after him and 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 wrestled to hard in bed
- Barely sees 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭 due to being a workaholic
- still 100% loves 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 and cries about him 24/7

𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐛 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐛)
- cuddles with stuffed animals and collects figures/random toys
- has alot of colorful trinkets
- on the spectrum
- Makes Kandi, and gives it to all his friends
- not that "innocent."
- enjoys cuddling and hugs
- likes to play animal jam

𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭
- cries himself to sleep
- definitely had a emo phase
- secretly likes 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 but is to scared to ask him out, due to him not wanting to end up like 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫/𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤
- Job hopper
- worked at Walmart once
- Falls asleep on call with 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 when upset, because it soothes him
- Definitely is a black cat person
- watches cartoons like adventure time/regular show

𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫
- Heavy tea drinker
- probably fails nnn every year
- still "wrestles" with 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 even after the divorce
- Used to fuck 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 almost every night.
- Can't find no one new
- Tells himself he hates 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤, but really doesn't
- Hits his head on everything
- really hates beef jerky

Gregoriah
- likes to play poppy's playtime and almost cries when he gets jump scared
- picks up everything he sees on the ground
- Fortnite player
- YouTube shorts enjoyer
- Straight D student in school
- likes Nikes

Definitely making a second part.

Definitely making a second part

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