"Hello viewers and commenters!" Holograph turns on the camera. The planets are gathered again because holo is lazy af. "We've got four different entries today! Let's look at the first. Thank you, Fl0w3rg1rlor !"
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"First dare! Venus, don't hurt Mercury for 3 earthling hours."
"What? Oh come, ON!" Venus protested.
"THANKS FL0W3RG1RLOR!!!" Mercury called out.
"Okay, next one! This is an ask and a dare combined, idk how," Holograph summons a Mars Bar. "Mars, have you ever tried a Mars Bar?"
"What?" Mars looked confused. "No?"
"Ok eat this" they chuck the mars bars at them (pretend this doesnt murder him.)
"Uhhh okay,.." Mars caught it, then bit it.
"You have to remove the plastic dumbass"
"What plastic?" insert crunching noises.
"... Okay next dare. Jupiter! Eat an asteroid that isn't Guillermo." Holograph grabbed a random rock and threw it at Jupiter. It phased right through his surface.
"...Does that count as eating it?" Jupiter looked concerned.
"NOOO NOT GUILLERMO #292!!!!!!!!" that was neptune
"Sure, anyways, Saturn has to eat a cake pop." they magicify a Saturn-sized Starbucks poorly manifested undercooked cake pop.
"Ooh! It's pink!" Saturn took a bite. "Mehh, not bad I suppose."
"Next ask! Uranus, have you ever destroyed one of your artworks?" Holograph read aloud.
"Not really, but I'm discarded lots of art before, like this one painting of Neptune I was trying to make, but gave up because he wouldn't stop moving or making weird noises." Uranus looked mildly annoyed.
"Reasonable! And speaking, of Neptune... Neptune! Do you ever remember the names of all your asteroids?"
