FANTUBE FAMILY ONESHOTS cutebutspoopylatina

test tube dropkicks her kid

Bot, with their crusty, musty ass iPad, scrolls through tiktok grwm's and then gets an ad of a new stanely cup

Bot literally jumps off their bed, screaming and shouting, jumping for joy, and runs downstairs where Fan and Test Tube are signing a paper

"TEST TUBE. BRING ME TO TARGET THEY HAVE THE LIMITED ADDITION VALENTINES STANELY CUPS THAT ARE SELLING IN 8 WEEKS WE HAVE TO GO OR IM DUMPING YOU AS MY MOTHER YOU UGLY ASS BITCH."

"BOT WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP" Test Tube snaps back, standing up.

Fan sighs and puts down his pen. "Bot, we have to tell you something—"

"SHUT UP YOU PAPER COPY AND PASTE ROBLOX AVATAR IM ASKING TEST TUBE TO BRING ME TO TARGET AND BUY 300 STANLEYS AND TO TAZE LITTLE KIDS FOR ME"

"BOT." Fan yells, breathing. "Sit down."

"NO"

"WERE NOT GONNA GIVE YOU IPAD TIME AND WERE NOT GONNA BRING YOU TO LULULEMON ANYMORE." Test Tube yells again

"GRRR FINE." They FINALLY sit down at the table with them, crossing their arms.

Fan and Test Tube stare at Bot, at each other, and back at them. Fan spoke up, "Bot, were putting you up for adoption."

For a moment, all was quiet.

"GOOD. I DONT WANT TO BE WITH YALL ANYMORE ANYWAYS."

"And Steve Cobs is taking you."

"HE'LL BUY ME SEPHORA AND LULULEMON ANYWAYS, UNLIKE YOU UGLY, FUGLY NERDS"

Test Tube takes Bot outside and dropkicks them all the way to Mars the end!!!!!!!!