"We didn't know they were 13." If you need help understanding this quote, let me explain. One day, Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce met a kid named Hadassah.
Hadassah screamed "GYATT" at the top of their lungs and then Patrick and Travis fell in love with each other and Hadassah
Then Taylor Swift found out and Travis Kelce hit her with a sledgehammer.
The next day, they met Ray William Johnson who also loves the triple, and one day Hadassah got pregnant with 99999999 kids.
That's when they found out.. THEY WERE 13! Travis and Patrick didn't care tho, they called 911.
"WE GOT A 13-YEAR-OLD PREGNANT HELP!" Patrick said
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?" the cops said
"128128 UWU LANE #3," Ray said
"OKAY WE ARE COMING" the cops screamed
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patrick mahomes gyatt story
Teen FictionThe text is a bizarre and nonsensical story about Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce meeting a kid named Hadassah, who they fell in love with. Taylor Swift and Ray William Johnson also make an appearance in the story. Hadassah ends up getting pregnant...