rimuru random stories

cph/4

velzard pov:
ah its been 2 weeks now ill go visit jura forest the continent should be fine now for at least 4 weeks...
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guy:..where are you going?

velzard: at the jura forest why do you ask?.

guy; just wondering you have been out recently..

velzard: i dont care im going

*flys at jura forest at full speed*.
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velgrynd:...i sense nee-chan aura again..should i go visit? well i wanna see the slime again but he never told me his name, yeah lets go to jura forest>

"velgrynd flew at jura forest at full speed"
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rimuru: huh? two piercing aura!?

velzard: ohayo! rii!!

velgrynd:....nee-chan? your here to?

velzard:..uhm what are you doing here velgrynd?

rimuru: chotto matte! you guys know each other?

velzard/velgrynd: yes rii/yes slime..

velgrynd:what the rii? thats your name? who is the dumbo to give you a dumb name..

rimuru:...that hurts my name is not rii my names rimuru, rimuru tempest veldora-san named me.

velzard:...<veldora-san? just how he called me velzard-san..>

velgrynd:..i guess thats a beautiful name i came here to visit uhh...

velzard:...anyways i came here to visit you rii! lets go explore ive been waiting for 2 weeks!

rimuru:..huh? nani?

velzard:what you dont wanna go?

rimuru; ah gomen gomen i was just testing out a new ability mind if i test it out first velzard-san?

velzard:...make it quick...

"rimuru dashed at the cave at full speed"

velzard:/velgrynd: HEY WAIT DONT ESCAPE!..

they followed him to the cave but only saw a human.

rimuru: oh! hello velgrynd/velzard-san look at my new ability i have a human form now...but i do say so my self im pretty handsome despite being in the age of a few months old...

velzard: eh? thats you rii? and your only a few months old but i do agree your beautiful for a boy..

velgrynd:<handsome also beautiful at the same time>

rimuru; well ill go have a feast at the town i wanna tase food!

velzard: ...sure maybe we can hang out tommorow..

velgrynd: i dont mind to be rude can i come?

rimuru: anyone can come aslong as
no chaos<rigurd prepare a feast! i have a human form i wanna taste food>

rigurd: <HAI RIMURU SAMA!>

They have a feast velzard and velgrynd were eating while rimuru went out in the woods..until he met someone
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???:  ara ara~ what a beautiful girl you are mind telling me your name?

rimuru: "GAH" w-what? who are you and why should i tell my name<dont tell me this woman is interested in woman..>

???; how rude just tell me your name cutey" said while holding rimuru's right hand"

rimuru: l-let me.go!<i forgot im a slime! before i escape..> im a male goddamit lady! i just look like this!*turns into his slime form*

haha try catching me now!

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rimuru: nani? im in her arms?

???: what a beautiful boy you are but i dont believe you can you tell me YOUR NAME cutey and transform into your beautiful female side? also judging by your strength you have a name .

rimuru:...r-rimuru rimuru tempest thats my name..there i told you my name now let me go creepy lady

???:...such a disrespectful manners...

rimuru: huh? im going now lad-hmfp

???; my names luminous "said while separating theyre lips.

rimuru; w-what did you do...w-well ill head now! BYE!<SERIOUSLY DID SHE JUST KISS ME? WELL I DO NOT CARE BUT IM HEADING THS WOMAN CREEPS ME OUT!>

meanwhile they think no one saw it but...
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velzard:....HAH!? WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS SHE IS JUST A PUNY LITTLE DEMON LORD AND KISSING MY RII!?

velgrynd: YES YES WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS! GOING AROUND KISSING SOMEONE!!!

rimuru: oh uhm hello guys? did you have fun?

velzard/velgrynd:...did someoen kiss you rii?.....

rimuru:..oh uh yeah! it was a creepy lady with red and blue eyes and its kinda creepy that she is asking my name and also kissing someone random..

velzard/velgrynd:....

END OF CPH/4 WELL I NEED A BREAK!