Quackity cheats

Quackity cheats PT1

Thanos: 'babe im home'

Quackity freaks out 

Quackity: 'Quick hide!!!!'

Thanos walks in and luckily Obama hid under the bed

Thanos: 'how was your day today?'

Quackity: 'the usual'

Quackity feels sick all of a sudden and runs to the bathroom to throw up

Thanos: 'you alright?'

Quackity: 'i feel sick'

Quackity stays in the bathroom for a while while Thanos makes some tea when suddenly Quackity screams

Quackity: BABE!!!!!

Thanos runs in 

Thanos: 'whats wrong?'

Quackity turns around and shows him the pregnancy test

Thanos: 'we are getting a baby' he screams happily

Quackity sits down on the bed looking very sad

Thanos: 'baby whats wrong'

Quackity: 'whats wrong is...that...that...'

Thanos puts his arm around Quackity

Thanos: 'what is it sugar pie? you can tell me anything'

Quackity: 'it...it might not...it might not be your baby...'

Thanos looks surprised 

Thanos: 'What do you mean?'

Quackity: 'ive been doing the macarena with someone else to'

Thanos looks at him hurt

Thanos: 'what?...with who?'

Quackity: 'you can come out...'

Obama crawls out from under the bed

Thanos: 'MY EX?!'

Obama: 'Hey purpur'

Thanos: 'Dont call me that!...Quackity...how could you? after all weve done together...'

Quackity: 'IM SORRY!' Quackity sayss with tears in his eyes

Thanos stares at the ground, not believing what he just heard

Obama: 'Thanos im sorry...but i just got a bigger one'

Thanos: 'shut up Obama'

Obama: 'sorry'

The three of them sit there quietly 

Thanos: 'i guess...ill call of the wedding'

Quackity: 'No baby dont!'

Thanos: 'And why shouldnt i?'

Quackity: 'what if...what if the baby is yours?'

Thanos: 'True...we will postpone the wedding till we know whos baby it is!'

Quackity: 'Thanos...'

Thanos: 'ye?'

Quackity: 'im sorry...'

Obama: 'no ur not'