Darry:
"I don't care about your mental health!"

Two:
"I know you like eating meat."

Dal:
"I wish you never came out of your Momma, I wish you got stuck and died."

Johnny:
"My guilty pleasure is reading them wattpad stories because SOMETIMES THEY HIT."

Pony:
"The elf pops out of their hoo-has and yells 'YOU'RE FREE!'"

Soda:
"A guy needs to be a little bit gay to be hot."

Steve:
"My slap shot isn't the hardest thing about me."

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