Ok this is really really bad.
first, vox gets this weird ass dream that he just DIED and now he's dreaming that he's in this freaky place with FARRR too much red with a goddamn television for a head and being chased by a bunch of psycho animal dudes. And for fucks sake why is a couch with eyes walking down the road??? This is one weird ass dream.
He runs and runs, as far from them as he could, despite his INSANELY HEAVY HEAD. Could you even feel weight in dreams? He wonders. Probably, as he is right now. He's not quite sure why he's running so far, or so terrified, it's a just a dream is it not? they can't actually hurt him... Wait actually if this is a dream can't he just like.. think of dreaming about something else? He tries. He thinks of fame, a bigger cult, more followers, money- but the scene doesn't change. What a shitty dream.
He continues running, not really knowing where he is, or where he's going- until he sees a large sign, "Welcome to cannibal town!" It displays boldly. Well this will be fun. He notices more people.. or demons he supposes, more human-like though they all have incredibly pale looking skin, and Eyes as dark as the void- scratch that, they don't have eyes. freaky. he runs faster, if these weird animals guys don't catch him, these creepy eyeless people sure will. Out of fear, he doesn't notice how the creepy eyeless people litteraly could not care less about him and didn't even try chasing him.
Just keep running vox, they'll lose you soon- oh what the fuck. It's a dead end! He tries to turn around, only to be faced with the people chasing him, grinning at him, akin to predators who have cornered their prey, which they have. fucking hell wake up vox!
"Ok what the fuck is this dream- I do not want to be here any longer!-" He yelled out, eyes scanning the alley for some kind of exit or whatever the fuck he needs to wake up. "Aww the television asshole's a new spawn! this should be easy as fuck.." one of them said, some ugly bird thing- or is that a cat? he couldn't care less actually "shut the fuck up and just get to killing him Travis!" "Alright, alright geez!" Vox just stood there. Ready to accept his "dream" death like a fucking dumbass.
But before the weird koala bitch and whoever the hell Travis was managed to get near enough to kill him, dozens of black tentacles sprouted from the shadows.
dang was this turning into some kinky tentacle wet dream?
The tentacles then proceeded to tear the weird animal-humans apart painfully, not letting a single one of them survive or escape.
oh ok not a wet dream.
After all of them were dead, the tentacles dissappeared back into the shadows and a man with deer features, a shit ton of red, and the most fuck ass bob came out of the shadows. "these sinners are absolute filth." he stated, pulling out an liver from one of the corpses "Though, their organs do taste delicious. Especially birds, don't you agree?" The man said as he took a bite out of the liver in his hand, looking directly at vox, who was too afraid and disgusted to say anything. The deer man wiped the blood off his hands and approached vox. oh he was going to die now for sure.
"Ah! I forgot to introduce myself! How rude of me! My name is Alastor, also known as the radio demon! Welcome to hell!" Alastor said with a seemingly enthusiastic tone. He reached his hand out to vox, who then realized he was offering a handshake. "... Vox. Wait- what do you mean, hell? As in like- satan and death hell?"asked Vox. shaking Alastor's hand suspiciously. "Ah! You must be new here! No wonder.. most sinners flee at the first chance they get when they see me!"
Alastor laughed. "But yes, that hell indeed!- say, what an odd head you have, it seems to be some sort of picturebox contraption!" Alastor pointed out, causing Vox to reach for his head ".. you mean a television? Yea they're starting to grow popularity nowadays, haven't you heard of 'em?" Vox questioned, who doesn't know about TVs? "Im afraid not, dear. Those don't seem to be present during my times." Alastor stated, damn this guy must've been old as FUCKK who hasn't heard of television? It's so popular it's basically replacing radio!
