butts.
that was the name of his cat.
butts the cat was a great helper when it came to mysteries and finding out who took the last cookie and shit. butt's overlord captain demetrious was also good at that kind of thing, only even better. butts calls overlord captain demetrious "cappy dem" for short, but he's just a fucking cat so it comes out as "meow" every damn time.
anywayscappy dem and butts the cat were not detectives even though they liked to pretend they were by doing mystery stuff like watch scooby doo on saturday morning and figure out who done it before Fred or whoever takes off the mask
"meow" said butts. "I know." said cappy dem, and he bent over and picked up his cake off the floor and threw it out the window
to be continued
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mystery book story
Mystery / Thrillerabout a dude and his cat who go on adventures together