A Second Life By ZaneT69

Chapter 1

Joe, our depressed main character had finally achieved his goal of dying... but only because human beings were all idiots. Yes, he was killed along with all of humanity in a stupid nuclear war. Most of humanity, each in their different countries, had all decided to vote for idiots; greedy idiots, warmongering idiots, idiots with moronic political and religious ideologies, and incompetent idiots. Any idiot could get elected if they said all the right things.

"Yes, you did have a pretty disappointing life," a mysterious voice spoke.

"It could have been worse," Joe, the main character returned.

"Yes... you mostly spent your life pursuing your dreams while working other unfulfilling jobs and helping out your family. We pity your sucky life and that's why you can have a second chance... with unique powers in another fictional universe."

"Unique powers? That's a very vague." Joe replied.

"It's that or purgatory though."

"So, what are these other universes available?" Joe asked, not liking his other option.

"Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Dragon Ball, Avatar: the Last Airbender, and the MCU."

"Well. I wouldn't wanna live in Westeros or Essos, the gods in PJO can one-shot me, and as a human I'd still easily die in Dragon Ball or quickly become irrelevant, the MCU has too many huge threats, and that just leaves me ATLA, Pokemon, and Harry Potter... I think that I'll go with Harry Potter, even if I dislike J.K Rowling's choices and all the power of love crap. It was more like Dumbledore guiding a lack-wit hero to where he wanted him."

"Since Harry Potter annoys me you'll get to be him."

"Awesome," Joe replied, ready to use that fame to get laid. "Will there be nobility, awesome rituals, and emancipation?"

"Yes," the voice answered.

"Can I grow into an identical or larger penis size; girth and length?"

"Fine you vain and self-obsessed cretin. Now just choose your boons." Having said that, the being manifested a list of boons that Joe viewed.

Quite a few stuck out to Joe and he selected...

Magical Prodigy: You have far more magical potential than most and in fact have the potential to be one of the strongest of your time. You have an intuitive understanding of magic and you can easily grasp advanced concepts that would stump others and quickly master spells, potions, and rituals and alter preexisting spells on a whim.

Magical Potential (Legendary): Magic is but a muscle to be exercised and you have far greater base magical power than most. This boon allows you to reach the levels of Dumbledore, Voldemort, Grindelwald, or even Merlin and Morgana with training.

Ambidextrous: You can naturally and effortlessly use each hand with equal skill.

Eidetic Memory: Perfect recall.

Metamorphmagus: Can take virtually any form with practice.

Natural Legilimens:

Natural Occlumens:

Strangely some boons were already selected...