":33 ac wishes you a happy purrthday and assurrres mew that arrrrt is on the way!!"
"hEy, HaPpY mOtHeRfUcKiN' bIrThDaY tO mY 16-yEaR oLd BrO!"
"J8yeux anniversaire, weeaboo. Are y8u gr8wing up this year? Juuuuuuuust kidding!"
"Happy birthday, TavrOs! 16, eh? yOu can get a jOb nOw!"Out of all of the notes on Tavros's birthday card, Aradia's was the scariest. Fitting.
In all seriousness, though. A job? When would the hours be? How would he get there? Would his coworkers respect him?
And especially, where?
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IHOPstuck
FanfictionTavros, Vriska, and Gamzee are in need of stable summer jobs. So, out of sheer boredom and irony, they book it to their local (and slightly desperate) IHOP. Now, the trio must flip pancakes, wait tables, and dodge boss threats, while balancing socia...