The Galactic Baseballer Strikes Again

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Heyyyy, yall. This is a rewrite of an old book under the same title that only had a few chapters. This is kinda similar, but fairly different.

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One, most of the Twisted Wonderland characters will be romanced. Except Ortho. No one is allowed to romance Ortho. We are allowed to CHERISH Ortho (it's part of the reasons why we have hands) but no romance.

If ya want to romance Honkai: Star Rail characters, put requests here (NO CHILDREN YOU FREAKS- Love the non-p3d0ph!ll3 readers of mine tho! <3) -->

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Two, this is my Trailblazer AU. For a note, the Trailblazer is basically Stelle except more Aeons pay attention to them, the Stellaron is that narrator thing that makes funny comments, the lore of the Trailblazer is probably not-canon, and when they get an Aeon's blessing they usually get an epic new outfit. All outfits will be detailed and I may even make art of said outfits. The only outfit that doesn't really change is the Destruction Path outfit.

You're also going to need to play Honkai: Star Rail or read the transcripts of the quests in the wiki to know what the heck is happening with some of the things said. Most things will be explained at some point, but I don't want my lovely readers to be confuzzled and bewildered by things said.

Also, please note, I haven't completed all of Penacony yet. I'm still trying to beat the Aventurine boss (WHY AM I SO BAD AT THE BOSSFIGHTS!? I WAS STUCK ON THE DAMN MEMORY ZONE MEME BOSS FOR LIKE SEVERAL MONTHS AND NOW IT'S AVENTURINE-) so I may have messed some things up! I did my best trying to do my research tho.

Also I have Firefly. I love you Firefly. Firefly is automatically a romanced character, no arguing.

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Three, a story summary for those cowards who didn't read the summary that I written for you before you clicked on this to read it (guys, just read it next time, okay?).

The Trailblazer and Pom-Pom get freakin' isekai'd to Twisted Wonderland under mysterious circumstances since Pom-Pom CAN'T leave the Express, yet here they are.

So now the Trailblazer and Pom-Pom are vibing and dealing with these mentally unstable men. YIPPEE!

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Four, I will be including music at the beginning of each chapter, with proper crediting, generally being from the Honkai: Star Rail soundtrack or part of the Twisted Wonderland soundtrack because we as people naturally must be able to vibe when reading. I'll try to switch off between Honkai: Star Rail and Twisted Wonderland music, but it's much easier to put in Honkai: Star Rail music so prepare of a lot of that.

I'll include some Honkai: Star Rail or Twisted Wonderland fan-music too, such as Morality Lesson by Will Stetson, though mostly will be official music.

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Five, all Twisted Wonderland characters who are minors or only 18 have been aged up (yes I'm writing with the literal numbers in this, please deal with it because I'll only write "18" like "eighteen" if you guys keep yelling at me to). Characters who were originally 16 are now 18, characters who are originally 17 are now 19, and characters who were originally 18 are now 20, with Leona being aged up from 20 to 22. Several characters (such as Lilia, Malleus, Cheka, and several others) have not been aged up.

This is just so there isn't any pedophilia in this because the Trailblazer in this is in their early 20s (without knowing their actual age of course) and because I don't want love interests to be underaged, that crap weirds me the fuck out and it should weird you out too.

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Anyways, hope y'all enjoy this story! Lol. This should be fun.

BTW, these chapters are going to be long as fuck, so be prepared for word counts in the 3000s or more on the regular.