Pilot episode

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(Please note that all characters from shows here are either by me or Sylsans)

*The contestants started waking up*

Beach ball: Where are we?

Birthday card: I have no idea... wait, who the fuck are you?

Beach ball: I'm Beach ball from Beach Brawl...

Birthday card: Nice to meet you Beach Ball! The name's Birthday card!

Beach ball: Cool. What show are you from?

Birthday card: I'm from Brawl For the orb.

Beach ball: Cool!

Calculator: If I'm correct, then this may be the start to a new competition.

Jam: What in the actual fuck makes you say that?

Calculator: Why would we be brought onto a strange ass island for no apparent fucking reason?

Jam: Jeez, Calculator. Take a chill pill or something! What's with all the cursing?

Calculator: Sorry, got a tad bit overworked.

Jam: Ya think hun? Anyways, the name's Jam,  a fellow competitor of Season 2 of Battle For A Trillion, or BFAT for short.

Calculator: Excuse me?

Jam: I'm not telling you to be fat, all I'm saying is the short version of what our show is called, dumbass.

Calculator: Oh, sorry. I'm from High School Objects.

Jam: You clearly didn't go to school.

Calculator: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Lego: will those two ever shut the fuck up?

Maple leaf: p-please d-don't...

Lego: please don't fucking what?

Maple leaf: s-sorry... I... j-just can't d-deal with s-swearing...

Lego: Ah, I have motherfucking tourettes.

Maple leaf: O-oh... a-anyways, I'm M-maple l-leaf...

Lego: the fucking name's Lego. Even though I may seem like a cunt, I'm not.

Maple leaf: Nice t-to meet y-you...

Lego: Nice to fucking meet you too...

Pen: This is a disgrace! Why the fuck are we all here?

Pizza: How am I supposed to know?

Pen: I was talking to myself you piece of shit.

Pizza: Wow, no need to be rude. I was just making my presence known...

Ramen: Jeez...

Yoghurt: Oh, hey there! Ramen, right?

Ramen: Oh! Yea, that's me. Didn't see ya there

Yoghurt: Sorry, I'm just a big fan of you. That's all.

Ramen: Wait, you are?

Yoghurt: Yea! I'm actually inspired by your strategy. Maybe that's how you won.

Ramen: It was down to luck.

Yoghurt: Well, I'm still a fan of you!

Ramen: Nice to meet a fan though.

Yoghurt: May I have an autograph?

Ramen: Sure.

*Ramen hands her an autograph*

Yoghurt: Thanks!

*The ground started shaking*

Beach ball: Huh? What's going on?

Birthday card: Don't tell me We're having an earthquake.

Calculator: That's not an earthquake...

Jam: Umm... should we run?

Lego: What the fuck?

Maple leaf: uhhh...

Pen: Everyone stay calm!

Pizza: Why the hell is the ground shaking?

Ramen: Umm...

*Yoghurt hugged tightly onto Ramen*

Yoghurt: I'm scared...

*A Mysterious Figure broke out of the ground...*

To be continued in Episode 1...

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