Spoof #1 Dauntless Cake

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(Tobias, on the phone with Zeke, Tris in the corner, eating something.)

Tobias: Zeke, I think I just got dumped for Dauntless Cake...

Zeke: Really? Looks like Tris has Dauntless Cakio Syndrome. What stage?

Tobias: She left 15 minutes ago, bought a ring, and has set the ring on her fork.

Zeke: Oooh, Trisypoo got it bad... Oh! That it! Give the phone to Tris.

(Tobias has set the phone in Tris' hands, and mumbles comr from the phone)

Tris: Oh god! Really? I dunp you Mr. Gooey Goodness. You think you could marry me? I want that $100000000 dollar ring back.

Zeke: (laughter coming from the phone, now set to speaker)

Tris: Tobias, why didnt you tell me that Dauntless Cake is made out of Cow poo?

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