How'd yal get in my apartment?

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Dashie: 'Sup thooo

Kishiko (me): Yo! You fo real! Oh my god! It's Dashie!... um... wow!...You-you... wow!...You good? You don't need... um... god damn these lights are bright!... You don't feel the room spinning... no?... um I'ma I'ma rest on the floor real quick
*faints*

Kwani: Don't act like you never see him before
* pokes sister(me) till she wakes up*
*door opens*

Raiden: God damn! This a nice ass house!

Baraka: You know Raiddeenn! I don't think it's a good ideeaa to be intruding in people's housseess.... So if we could, Raiden, can we pleeaassee leave!

Raiden: Man, shut your ugly ass up, you don't need to be thinking. What you NEED to be doing is plastic surgery.

Baraka: Raiddeenn!! You really gonna do me like that, Raiden!

Dashie: Oh hell na! I KNOWW your ungly ass ain't in here when you still owe me that 20 dallas

Me & Baraka: Yo, anybody ever told yal you sound alike

Dashie & Raiden: What! Man, I don't sound like him! But that's beside the point! You still got me on that 50 tho

Me: What! I know you aint asking for money when both of yal still owe me! Matter a fact, everyone here still owe me money!

Pewdiepie: Do I owe you money too

Me: Oh my sweet lord! It's pewds!
*faints*

Kwani: Yooo! Your'e kidding me right. It's pewds! What are you doing here!
*fangirls* forgets about sister*

Kmoi: Well I guess I'll be the one saying bye. Bye!

Dashie: No bitch, I didn't forget. Anyways, peace out yal and don't forget to give the story a vote and comment. Peace.

Pewdiepie: Bye bros! Invisible brofist!

*Kishiko wakes up*

Baraka: You know whaatt! It-It feels good to not get fucked up!

Everyone but Baraka: We can change that
* pulls guns out and shoots Baraka*

Kishiko(me): Bye everyone ^~^
*kawaii face with pewds*

Audience: Oooooooooo

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