Mario, Sonic, Mega Man DEATH BATTLE! (Season 6) [REQUESTS CLOSED!]

Obi-Wan has the High Ground in DEATH BATTLE!

Mario: On the distant planet of Tatooine lived an elderly hermit known as Old Ben, his heart heavy with regret and stories to tell.

Sonic: 'Cause he wasn't just some crazy old coot. He used to be a badass samurai space wizard! Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Mega Man: "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time." Ah, I love a good Obi-One-Liner.

Obi-Wan: Hello there.

Mario: As a child, Kenobi was inducted into the Jedi Order, warrior monks training in the Force over the course of their lives.

Sonic: And he was trained by the one and only Liam Neeson!

Mega Man: Well, until he was murdered by Space Satan.

Mario: Though, not before they discovered a child of prophecy, and Obi-Wan's future pupil: Anakin Skywalker.

Sonic: I have a bad feeling about this.

Mega Man: I sense a trap.

Mario: Eventually, Kenobi rose to the top ranks of the order, becoming a Jedi Master. Just in time for two back-to-back Galactic Wars!

Sonic: One of those being the Clone Wars.

Mega Man: Sounds like fun when you've got his classic lightsaber, which can cut through basically anything with enough... force. Get it?

Mario: Including the duranium armor of General Grievous, which can tank volleys from starfighter cannons.

Sonic: It's an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Mega Man Yeah cause you know, mutilating and decapitating people left and right is way more honorable.

Mario: Kenobi has studied seven forms of lightsaber combat, and is the undisputed master of Form III, Soresu.

Sonic: Which is all about defense, and waiting for your opponent to make a mistake to land a finishing blow.

Mega Man: He's so skilled, he can beat Sith Lords in just seconds.

Mario: But Kenobi's most powerful weapon, or better put, ally, is the Force, an energy that exists almost everywhere. Jedi can tap into the Force to manipulate the world around them. Such as.... Guys? Why are your eyes closed and you're just standing there like that?

Sonic: Shhhh we're trying to concentrate on using the Force.

Mega Man: Yeah like moving objects with our minds.

Mario sighs as Sonic and Mega Man try to use the Force but to no avail.

Mario: While I watch Sonic and Mega Man fail utterly miserably toon in next time for Obi-Wan's opponent, Master Eraqus.

Sonic: Shut up, Mario!

Mega Man: Yeah we already said we're concentrating here.