OK so this is just random jokes i think are funny so ya
Evil dude: The princess is alive!
Evil dude that helps evil dude: And yet you don't seem over joyed.
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Boy:Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?
Boy 2: I don't now
Boy: you can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna
Boy 2: Hehehehehehehehehehe
Boy 2:What about the glue?
Boy: I new you'd get stuck there
Boy 2:Oh god!
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You now you're drunk when you sit on the toilet and try to put on a seatbelt
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A drunk person stopped a taxi and asked the driver:
You taken?
In which the driver then answered:
No man, it's all good
And then the drunk person said:
Wanna dance?
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LOST!!!
A chocolate bar
Last seen in my pocket 2:00 pm on May 3rd
It was a very good chocolate bar worth 1$
please return to me
Reward:A hug!!!!!!
