OddOneOut

The Peredhils-In The Beginning

Elladan: *taps camera* Is it recording yet?

Arwen: Is the light flashing?

Elladan: Yes, I think... Yeah. It is.

Dess: Perfect! Now, for the intro-

Hermione: Intro?

Dess: This is a YouTube video, we've gotta do an intro!

Hermione: *sighs* Like?

Elrohir: Like this! *clears throat* Suliad! I'm Elrohir-

Elladan: -and I'm Elladan-

Elladan and Elrohir: And welcome to ODD ONE OUT!

Arwen: What about us?

Elladan: Featuring the Three Sisters.

Hermione: ...are we not a part of this family?

Dess: Yeah, a proper intro would be more like: Suliad, peoples of Middle-Earth! I'm Dess, and you're watching me and my somewhat abnormal family on ODD ONE OUT! *Shake It Off starts playing*

Arwen: I guess that works, but shouldn't we be using the theme song that we actually wrote?

Dess: I'll record that later. Anyways, aren't we supposed to be doing something?

Elrohir: I thought you were the expert on this, Dess...

Elladan: I CAN DO A BACKFLIP *backflips*

Elrohir: I can do this! *does a handstand*

Dess: Oooh, and I can do this! *shoots out water*

Hermione: SAVE THE CAMERA! *jumps in front of the camera*

Elladan: Great, Mynah. Because the viewers love staring at your back.

Arwen: Can someone PLEASE turn the Taylor Swift off?

Dess: Aw, why?

Arwen: Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that SHAKE IT OFF GETS ANNOYING WHEN IT PLAYS FOR THE ENTIRE VIDEO.

Elrohir: MAYBE WE CAN DO COVERS! Cuz the players gonna play, play, play, play, play

Elladan: And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Dess: I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

Arwen: TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF

Hermione: *shuts off the speaker*

Dess: You never let me do anything.

Elladan: Hey, don't you think we could-

Dess: AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR THIS EPISODE!!

Hermione: It hasn't even been that long...

Dess: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, AND WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON FOR ODD ONE OUT!!!

Elrohir: ...goodbye?

Arwen: Yeah, um, bye?

Dess: You guys know NOTHING about YouTube. *shuts off camera*