One delicious morning I woke up feeling extremely hungry. For some reason I felt like eating bananas and lots of them to. I also felt like going to the zoo because yesterday i saw a show with animals in it. So to kill two birds with one stone, i thought I would go to the zoo and steel some bananas off the monkeys. So i hopped on my friend seans unicorn and magically rode to the zoo. when i got there the line to get in was huge so i farted in a glass bottle and threw it at the line. The glass smashed and the smell killed everybody. With everyone dead I just skipped into the zoo without paying. (such a rebel: YOLO). I went straight to the monkeys cage and threw a smelly baby through the glass. I ran in there and instantly got attacked by disderbed monkeys. I had a couple of RedBulls in my bag so i gave them to the monkeys. The monkeys drank the RedBulls and flew away and started terrorising the city with godzilla. I searched every where in the cage for bananas but there were none to be seen so i rode home on seans unicorn and smashed my head on the table until my nose broke.
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