blue dye || j.draxler

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DISCLAIMER : I do not own any of the products, people etc mentioned in this story/oneshot. This is an original plot. I have not seen any stories like this plot but if your story or someone else's story is just like this, I do apologize but then again, I did not know myself. Opinions are welcomed whether they are good or bad. All opinions would improve my English so do comment!

I'd like to remind that English is not my first language, Welsh is. Most of my education was done in Welsh and I am still fairly young in age. Which is the reason why I would like opinions and mistakes pointed out so I can remember not to do those in the future. There will be strong language included in this so I do advise if you are not too keen on the topic. I would just like, exit now.

I wrote this before julian moved to wolfsburg so just pretend that he didn't transfer :D

Thank you for your time, and enjoy.

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        benni, julian, max and leon all stayed over at benedikt's house for a man night. which includes; german beer, fifa, food, nightclubs and women. (and shitty dad jokes)

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"okay, a koala is sitting up a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says, "hey koala! what are you doing?" and then the koala says, "smoking a joint. come up and have some.". so the lizard climbs up, sits next to the koala and they enjoy a large doobie in a fucking tree." benedikt said, sitting on the sofa with a bottle in his hand, telling a story to the other three peoples.
"so then, after a while of smoking, the lizard says his mouth is dry and he is going to get a drink from the river. but the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. a crocodile sees this, swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?". the little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the koala, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. the crocodile says he has to see this.
so they walk into the rain forest and find the tree where the koala is sitting, with yet another joint. the crocodile looks up and says, "hey you!". the koala looks down at him and says, "fu-u-u-u-c-c-k, dude....... how much water did you drink?"" benni finished. the others started laughing as tears formed in their eyes.

"where...did...you...find...that...joke?" leon said dying of laughter. "i found it on reddit." said benni, who had a huge smile on his face.

"okay jungs, let's play dare or dare before we go out." max suggested. "why can we just go out now?" julian questioned. "because whenever any ladies make conversation, we can use these dares as stories and makes us a tonne for fun sounding and interesting." he answered, sounding like a genius. "i won't. i have lisa." benni stated. "yes but for us single prin-" "don't say pringle. it makes you sound like a ten year old." julian said, not allowing max to say such a 'childish' statement.

"anyway, julian, dare or dare." leon asked, leaning forward to him on the sofa. "dare."

leon looked at both benedikt and max with an evil grin forming on his face. "i dare you to play against benedikt in fifa.". "that's nothing. give me something for challenging." julian commented cockily. "okay, whoever loses. has to dye their hair blue."

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"stop being a pussy julian. you lost four fucking one against benedikt." leon laughed along with the others. they all surrounded julian by the bathtub in the bathroom. julian slowly opened the bottle of blue dye and took a sniff of the content which caused him to cringe then began to rub in the gel into his brown locks. "this is disgusting, oh mein gott." he complained tousling his hair with the dye. "it's so slimey!" leon commented. julian started to wash the remaining dye out to begin drying it.

"oh my god! this is gold, let my get my phone." max bursted out laughing at julian's 'schalke blue' hair. "now time to go to the bar!" benni cheered, grabbing his coat of the banister of the stairs. and they all left benni's house as soon as julian changed his shirt.

colleen windsor

colleen didn't mind going out clubbing with her friends. it was just the alcohol and embarrassment afterwards with the painful hangovers the next morning, in desperate need of caffeine and food.

"so, coll." her friend, sarah trailed off, twisting her hair with her finger. "you know that you haven't been in a relationship in almost two years?" colleen nodded at sarah, furrowing her eyebrows at her. "so, to make it better, if i can finish this bottle of beer in under ten seconds," sarah stopped to think what to say next. "okay coll, the next guy you see with blue in his hair, you have to try and chat him up." she finished and leaned back crossing her arms, smirking at her best friend. "and if i don't see a guy with blue hair?" colleen asked. "look harder."

at that moment. a group of four guys walked in. benedikt howedes, leon groetezka, max meyer and julian draxler. one specific individual had royal blue hair which made you glance twice at it.

"ready?" said sarah, holding a glass of beer in her hand, nearing her mouth. "one.. two.. three." colleen said, unenthusiastically because she knew that sarah could do it. she was the queen of 'jugging a full bottle of beer under a short time limit.' or whatever its title is. "done!" sarah proudly placed the emptied bottle on the table in between them after demolishing the liquid out from it in exactly nine point eight seconds. "now. off you go, there's a blue haired guy over by the bar. enjoy, sweetcheeks." she grinned cheekily as she got up to another group of friends over by the dance floor. "fuck wait, sarah!" colleen half-shouted. she quickly nudged through the sweaty, drunk bodies that surrounded her. "please come with me for back up." colleen begged. "no!" she replied, raising her voice. the two just looked at each other until sarah gave in and went with colleen. "i'll stand behind you and nudge you if you're doing terrible, capisce?" said sarah looking colleen dead in the eye. "okay so you'll stand in front of him but more to the left and i'll push him so he will spill his drink over you and will buy you one." sarah stated, "but-," colleen started, "no 'buts'." said her best friend.

colleen did what she was told. sarah was smart when it came to plans (although she was incredibly dumb when it came to school subjects). it actually worked. they conversed throughout the night. about food, places they've been, family.

this is what happened;

"hi." colleen nervously said, tucking the same piece of hair behind her ear for the twenty-fourth time in five minutes.

"hi, i'm julian. how are you?" julian said, running his free hand through his freshly dyed hair. he holds his sweaty palm out. colleen cautiously takes his greeting and shakes it.

"i'm colleen and i could be better," she chuckles, "what about you?"

"i could be better too. i lost a bet and that meant i had to dye my hair blue. just like my football team." julian answers, "what's wrong with you then? since you said you could be better."

"i too lost a bet. my friend said if she could chug a whole bottle of beer, i have to 'chat up' the next guy with blue hair i see." she awkwardly says. "and anyway, you seem awfully familiar, you don't play for schalke, do you?" colleen questions.

"i do! it's a bit awkward since my family are dortmund supporters. but that's okay, they promised they wouldn't disown me!" he joked and they both laughed.

let's just say they we're meant to be.

unedited

yooooooo i am BACK.

it's been a looooooooooong time and i sorta miss it.

i know this story is not the best, i wrote 3/4 of it 8 months ago but i hope you guys enjoyed it!

- sj