Once upon a time there was a unicorn who lived in a log. His name was Mubby but his friends called him Mubs. Mubs felt very alone because because he could puke rainbows and all the other unicorns couldn't so they teased him. He was bullied every day until he became so depressed that he cried himself to sleep every night.
"You're disgusting!"
"You're not one of us!"
"Go die in a whole!"
And so Mubs got so depressed that he dug a whole and died in it.
The end.
