Bob debated the reason for life. He felt lonely and the only girlfriend he had was a phone.
The trees swooshed in the furious winds of depression.
He had a crush on a character from a cartoon called Gruvity Fails and his crush was Hunkle Stan. He also had a crush on Poonda from We Boogie Bears.
And then, there was this one hawttie from KO OK. Her name was Karul, and she beat all of them by a slideland on his waifu list. Bob even had a senpai shrine devoted to her.