Taylor's p.0.v
Ugh. I hate my life. Everything about it is so boring and nothing exciting ever happens to me. I should be used to it though. No one has ever said I LOVE YOU to me. I just really widh this day will come *insert crying emoji*
As I brush my short blonde hair my carer comes in to tell me that I've been adopted. LOL! Ok let's just hope it's not an axe murderer!12!! can axe murderers even adopt kids? I gess I'll find out ://
I walk to the place where you exit this house. I see some twenty-something year old man standing there in a grey suit and he looked so hot *insert heart eye emoji* I shouldnt be thinking these things about my soon to be father!! I scold my thoughts as I get into his suede limousine. This is totally rad!!
He says to me as he drives this limo in the sexiest British accent i've ever heard "hi I'm harry from one erection". He smiles and shows all of his perfections all at once, whilst keeping his green orbs focused on the road.
"HOLY MOLY REALLY OMG I LOVE YOURE BAND WHY DID I NOT NOTICE I LOVE YOUR MUZIC SO MUCH YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME. SO YOUR REALLY MY DADDY NOW OMG I DREAMT OF THIS MOMENT. CAN I CALL YOU DADD-" he cuts me off before I can speak further
"shut up! Ugh and to think I paid for you"
"what?"
"yeah I paid them a couple grand and now your gonna be my sex slave"
"omg yay best day of my life"
"perfect." he said with an evil grin wide across his face.
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What will happen too tAylor next?!1!11!2?? Tune in next week or whenever I feel like updating bc im a bad author ;)
