One time there was a really big party but no one went because the house owner had lots of hats and everyone ws really jealous but no one was there. So all the people arrived to dance but there was a big pile of hats. "oh no" said the poor pepe and all the children SCREAMED. but not for long because soon arrived the house owner. He exclaimed "sorry for the mess" he exclaimed. "my name is the house owner and I own the house". The partygoers wh.;o arrived all left except for five of them but one was acting really agresively so he was asked to LEAVE. Mr Triangle appeared with his fancy top hat and requested to battle the house owner. But little did he know that the houseowner had 666 hats and that he was actually santa but in a disgucise. "oh u are so noragious" exclaimed the satan as he sashayed his hips to the beet, deafeating mr triangle in the dance battle. Santa was like shakira but not shakira while mr triangle was like iggy azalea who no one liekes. Mr triangle found out he had lost which was really unexpected. Santa threw his 667 hats at mr triangle and laughed really hard, but instead mr triangle cried. The end
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But it was not the end!!!! Mr triangle threw a protractor and it sliced into the velvety silk of satan's hat. Santa fell to the ground while he SCREAMED because he had LOSt.
The end now. OR SO WE THOUHGT.
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BECAUSE THEN SANTA SUMMONED A NEW HAT AND FLUNG IT RUDELY AT MR TRIANGLE WHO WASN'T EXPECTING A NEW HAT TO BE FLUNG AT HIM!! AND THEN SANTA HAD WON BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN ALL ALONG BUT WE DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT AND BY WE I MEAN YOU AND BY YOU I MEAN YOU WROTE THIS WHOLE STORY AND MR TRIANGLE IS YOUR FATHER!!!!1!!!!1.
Sorry for the short story (Im at school and my teacher is really strict)!!! >.<
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*types agresively*
